Jewniform

1. The traditional clothing of the Jewish peoples, including but not exclusive to yamulkes; long, curled sidelocks; tallits (prayer shawls); and black suits with black hats and beards.

Ari: Whoa, look at you, all fancy in your Jewniform!
Gilad: Be quiet, Ariel, it is Shabbat, the day G-d watches us...

by Scott219 June 22, 2006

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jenior

An individual, effort, or being of lesser state, that is expected or anticipated to rise to an advanced state; exhibiting the qualities of both the junior and the senior.

Although Gordon had only been with the firm for a few years, he had quickly risen to a jenior position within the company and was ultimately expected to be promoted to partner.

by erganic AJ October 18, 2010

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Jewnicorn

the act of a unicorn getting very drunk and partying very hard it accidently hooks up with a jew and gets impregnated. The result is a jewnicorn.

Man did you hear about Deborah shes gunna have another jewnicorn... hoe.

by dimesrule May 22, 2009

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A deliciously Jewish Unicorn. Usually wearing a yamacha on it's one horn, and prancing throughout the plains. When threatened, it will defend it's self using a glistening menorah. It's call can be heard everywhere as "Oy!, I am feeling very veklempt!"

Dave Kelly: Dude, did you just hear that? I think it's a Jewnicorn!

Echo: veklempt,klempt, klempt...where are my good socks?

Jim: uh..that kinda weirds me out...let's go

Dave: NO!, WE MUST OFFER IT LATKAS! It could become hostile, or become riddled with extreme angst and hebrew wizardry!

Jim: uhh..yeah..you do that...I'ma go watch full house...those things are freaking..odd...man...*walks away while watching trees sternly*

Jewnicornriffic...

by Dave-Rave June 17, 2006

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