effin' 'n' jeffin'

Another term for swearing made popular by the Karl Pilkington during his XFM days.

There will be no effin' 'n' jeffin' during the funeral.

by bxnzi July 19, 2016

Effing and Jeffing

A variation on the term "Effing and Blinding", meaning to swear or curse profusely. Used in the North of England, notably by one Karl Pilkington in an episode of the Ricky Gervais Show.

Karl: I've just slagged off that octopus, but at no point was I effing and jeffing about it.

by AnaWanaMia? May 24, 2006

Jewminati

Like the Illuminati, but instead of gaining power through government, they gain money through the government. If Bernie Sandman is elected, Jewminati confirmed.

You know what's worse than the Illuminati? The Jewminati.

by Joe The Eskimo May 29, 2016

Jeffing

A Columbia Missouri based term referring to the action of leading someone to think you are interested in them sexually or relationship wise for the sake of attention or popularity. Can also be reffered to as flirting without wanting an outcome.

Kate has really been jeffing with alot of guys recently, shame they won't get anything out of it.

by Cannonbolt June 28, 2019

jewfiliate

To be of, or associated with the judaic faith.

Man, Tom Hanks seems to be in all of Spielburg's movies, freaking jewfiliate.

by Ned3423523 March 29, 2011

Jeffing

The act of taking an egg, with draw on face with square glasses on a night out. Often involving taking photos of said egg in unusual scenes.

I went Jeffing last night! He got smashed!

by Kyle454 December 24, 2012

Jewgine

noun :A Jewish person who acts italian. Italian dialect for cousin (cugine) plus Jew.

See: Andrew Dice Clay, Ronnie Mund (Howard Stern Show), Max Kellerman (ESPN)

"Man, Alex is such a Jewgine with his spiked hair and his constant tanning, someone needs to tell him that chicken parm isn't kosher"

by rich uncle tarasoff August 20, 2008