A dirty jewd is when you get pissed with your mates and start 2-3 person conga lines, get kicked out of a pub and then go home and throw all your fruit over the neighbours fence.
Me and Neyd went to the pig last night, got shit faced and pulled a dirty jewd ! The neighbours weren’t too impressed the next day !
by Dirty Neyd May 9, 2020
Get the dirty jewdmug. 
A terrible footballer who has the highest PR in world football because he plays for Real Madrid. Only known for playing as a striker and scoring tapins even though his "supposed" role is a midfielder
"Yo Matt, did you see Jewd Bellingham's goal against city yesterday?"
"Yes and it was another tap in as usual
"Yes and it was another tap in as usual
by Ratzen March 16, 2024
Get the Jewd Bellinghammug.