Jewd Bellingham

A terrible footballer who has the highest PR in world football because he plays for Real Madrid. Only known for playing as a striker and scoring tapins even though his "supposed" role is a midfielder

"Yo Matt, did you see Jewd Bellingham's goal against city yesterday?"
"Yes and it was another tap in as usual

by Ratzen March 16, 2024

dirty jewd

A dirty jewd is when you get pissed with your mates and start 2-3 person conga lines, get kicked out of a pub and then go home and throw all your fruit over the neighbours fence.

Me and Neyd went to the pig last night, got shit faced and pulled a dirty jewd ! The neighbours weren’t too impressed the next day !

by Dirty Neyd May 9, 2020

jewdu

A combination, rare, but not impossible, of combined Jewish (as a in a person of the Jewish faith) and the modern Hindu, aka, person residing on the subcontinent of India, as do 1/5 of the world's current population. Said offspring is often sterile, though there are tales of successful procreation, though purists tend to regard this as conspiracy.

Bahir Silverman is the hottest Jewdu I've ever seen in my life.

Dude, what the hell is Jewdu?
A combination, rare, but not impossible, of combined Jewish (as a in a person of the Jewish faith) and the modern Hindu, aka, person residing on the subcontinent of India, as do 1/5 of the world's current population. Said offspring is often sterile, though there are tales of successful procreation, though purists tend to regard this as conspiracy.

by Bahir Silverman July 24, 2010

jewdonym

A pseudonym, stage name, or nom de plume meant to obscure one's Jewish heritage.

Jon Stewart: jewdonym of Jon Leibowitz
Natalie Portman: jewdonym of Natalie Hershlag
Jason Alexander: jewdonym of Jason Greenspan
Woody Allen: jewdonym of Allen Stewart Konigsberg
Paul Stanley: jewdonym of Stanley Eisen

by QRDeNameland March 31, 2010

Fat Jew'd

To have ones ideas or work stolen by an idiot and passed off as their own

Jennifer Lopez totally had her style Fat Jew'd by Beyoncé.

by Dukeofknickerbocker September 23, 2015

Judge Jewdy

A civil court judge with a huge nose, known to charge excessive amounts of money for court cases.

Man, Judge Jewdy really fucked the defendant over!

by ThisNameIsNotAlreadyBeingUsed May 17, 2009

Jew’d

The act of swindling some poor sap out of some money.

That bastard Tyler jew’d me over again.

by Sparkles32 May 4, 2018