jewp

a jewish pimp who tends to get a lot of girls just because he's jewish
look at rosenblume gettin head over there. he's such a jewp
by _Adam_ April 20, 2008
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Jewpes

A fantastic STD that disappear in the year Fifteen Hundred AD, it is signified by the growth of long curly braids on the sides of ones genitles, along with a nappy beard and in extreme cases, a flat round hat. Also known as "The Jewps", they have made a recent comeback in the small Pittsburgh Suburb of Squirrel Hill.
"Dude... You know shes got the Jewpes! You better watch for the hair in the morning!"
by CenterForJewpesAwareness June 20, 2009
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jewpe

verb To deleteriously impact or subjugate by means of adverse connotations and stigma from concern regarding being dubiously cast as antisemitic, to enable the perpetrator to tactically gain or maintain power, position, assets and/or to vitiate others.
The word ‘jewpe’ calls out two aspects of malignant conduct by those dubiously accusing antisemitism: 1) motive is dubious; and 2) circumstances referred to “can deleteriously impact or subjugate”.

The word is not a slur or political statement.
Being dubiously inferred or accused antisemitic has egregious, vitiating effect; the ‘moral compass’ of the ‘dubiously’ accused is affected, compelling them towards obsequious and influenced conduct to avoid being so accused or promote a retraction, as they endeavour to mitigate compromise of their own interests. By extension, such-influenced conduct influences and threatens beyond individuals, to institutions, corporations & Gov’ts. It is tacit, insidious artifice, that infers broadly affronting all Jews and Jewish culture and all Jewish power, money, business, political&societal interests, in a miasma of concern/fear, inadequate English words to describe or respond to it, and evident compounding deleterious effect on Jewish reputation and those whose moral compass is dubiously compromised, influenced or interfered with. The word also protects civil Jewish folk from being besmirched in the World’s eyes, differentiating them from those engaging in such dubious, iniquitous conduct.
Once one can appreciate the nuances of what the verb to jewpe describes, from that single word, one's mind is so much more free and able to express what one already innately recognises - perspicacity, if you will, where for example one better sees who is juping who, and circumstances of it, and can engage in civil discourse regarding it, and even reflect on the manners and extent to which they themselves may have been directly or indirectly j*ped.

Stop jewping being foreign influence of Gov’t policy!
Stop jewping me!
Don’t be jewped!
Don’t jewpe yourself!
Don’t be jewped by yahoos!
Stop jewping being foreign influence of Gov’t policy!

jewpe: noun “One who/that has been jewped."

e.g. "Many people are collateral jewpes given the manner and extent elements of their Governments and media have been jewped."

jewpe: noun "The metaphorical ooze or foul odour from suspected jewping."

e.g. "OMG, the palpable and repugnant wash of jewpe-ooze from that politician's obsequious comment."
by BeReasonable May 24, 2024
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