magical jew hair

a magical jew hair, is a random hair that grows in an unusual place, often the pinky.

Usually found on Jewish males.

Oh dude, I found the magical jew hair!

You know, I have a magical jew hair on my pinky that I can't get rid of.

by The AlliCat January 7, 2010

Jew-Hawk

When a kid with a jew-fro cuts his hair to make a mohawk, inevitably becoming a Jew-Hawk.

Johnson: "hmmm that kid has a mohawk but he also has a jewfro"
Gary: "Jew-Hawk"

by Somz March 21, 2010

jew hater

someone who has an extreme hatred for Jewish people.

Mel Gibson is a jew hater.

by DJ Meth Face August 1, 2006

Jew-Haul

v. What occurs when two Jewish individuals meet on Jdate or similar dating website and decide to move in together after an inordinately short period of dating, much in the fashion of lesbians (see also to U-Haul).

Ari and Lyna met 4 months ago and are moving in already. Way to Jew-Haul it!

by B. Porter January 29, 2009

Muddy Jew Harp

The act of licking a woman's butthole, while flicking her clit. Usually done doggystyle.

Man, last night my girlfriend let me play her Muddy Jew Harp. It was fantastic!

by Snipedog22 August 25, 2016

Jew Hat

Useless, not useful. Not worthy.

Hey that was a jew hat comment.

You're a total Jew Hat!

by DDRMASTER4000 May 4, 2009

Jew hawk

A mohawk or fohawk covering the head of a jew
(not to be confused with jewhawk a hawk that is jewish)

Hey Look at his Jew hawk

by Sam April 6, 2005