jew bagel

1. A scrumptious pastry type food.
2. A derogatory term that really doesn't make any sense... see also: condom fucker
My you're looking especially sweet today, like a jew bagel!
by huskerfan4life52 October 18, 2006
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jew bagel

A bagel usually comprised of cream cheese. Said to called a jew bagel as many jews eat this delicacy as a breakfast.
Guy 1: Hey man, pass me the bagel and cream cheese
Guy 2: What planning on making a Jew bagel?
Guy 1: Hey man, I'm no Jew, but I think these Jews are onto something. This stuff is good!
by Martyre gall November 25, 2007
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jew bagel

bagel that has no insides because person ripped them out and threw them out only what is left is to be eaten.

sometimes lox is put in the empty space
hey stop eating your jew bagel who wants to have a bagel with no inside.i like my jew bagel better so shut up and i am not wasting bread by throwing the insides out.
by noah seigel September 21, 2005
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Man bitch jew bagel

a d-bag teaher who's entention is to fail most of his teacher class
whats wron woth that man bitch jew bagel
by JUSE MAN April 14, 2009
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