Jew

Someone who makes jokes about themselves.
Hey Jew! Wanna go see the new Jew-manji and drink a Mountain-Jew while we're at it?
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Yo stevey, jew go to that party last night?

Na man i had to do somthing, jew?

Nope.
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Junior Enlisted Warrior. In the Marine Corps grades E-1 through E-3. The working class.
Corporal "bring me the jews"
Other corporal " why lift with your back when you can lift with your lance corporals"
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A person of high morals, integrity, and character who practices Judaism.
That guy who funded that hospital...he's a Jew.
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1. A person who's mother is Jewish and a person who follows and believes in the Jewish religion.

2. NOT, contrary to popular belief, and insult.

3. The creators of South Park.
1. Oy Vey, Moishe's Bar Mitzvah is tomorrow!

2. Cartman: Stfu you Jew!
Retarded, ignorant teenager: haha! Since Cartman said it, it must be an insult!
*Later*
Retarded, ignorant teenager: Hey, Jon, your a Jew!
Retarded, ignorant teenager 2: Hey wtf man your a Jew!

3. Anti-semetic: Ha! South Park is so great!
Some guy: You do realize the creators of that show are Jewish, right?
Anti-semetic: Bullshit! Are you a Jew?
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A group of people who's religion is Judaism. The young guys somehow get all the girls.
I don't mean to be offensive but young Jewish guys seem attractive to girls in general.
Guy 1: How is Matthew getting all the girls?
Guy 2: He's a Jew, I heard that many of them were trying to have sex with him.
Guy 1: ooohhhhh
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