Jew

Someone who makes jokes about themselves.

Hey Jew! Wanna go see the new Jew-manji and drink a Mountain-Jew while we're at it?

by sjkbhuj gf January 29, 2020

Jew

A slang word for: Did you

Yo stevey, jew go to that party last night?

Na man i had to do somthing, jew?

Nope.

by Bro Down November 13, 2011

Jew

Short for Jewish

Hi I’m a Jew.

by Dog eater faggot April 19, 2020

Jew

Junior Enlisted Warrior. In the Marine Corps grades E-1 through E-3. The working class.

Corporal "bring me the jews"
Other corporal " why lift with your back when you can lift with your lance corporals"

by CapDaddyLaFlame August 10, 2016

Jew

A person of high morals, integrity, and character who practices Judaism.

That guy who funded that hospital...he's a Jew.

by Decent Human Being December 6, 2017

Jew

1. A person who's mother is Jewish and a person who follows and believes in the Jewish religion.

2. NOT, contrary to popular belief, and insult.

3. The creators of South Park.

1. Oy Vey, Moishe's Bar Mitzvah is tomorrow!

2. Cartman: Stfu you Jew!
Retarded, ignorant teenager: haha! Since Cartman said it, it must be an insult!
*Later*
Retarded, ignorant teenager: Hey, Jon, your a Jew!
Retarded, ignorant teenager 2: Hey wtf man your a Jew!

3. Anti-semetic: Ha! South Park is so great!
Some guy: You do realize the creators of that show are Jewish, right?
Anti-semetic: Bullshit! Are you a Jew?

by Starwarsgeek133 May 13, 2010

Jew

A group of people who's religion is Judaism. The young guys somehow get all the girls.
I don't mean to be offensive but young Jewish guys seem attractive to girls in general.

Guy 1: How is Matthew getting all the girls?
Guy 2: He's a Jew, I heard that many of them were trying to have sex with him.
Guy 1: ooohhhhh

by Why Do U Care What I'm Called July 22, 2020