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jEvOn

Well, jevon is a shy kid at first but he’s really nice once you get to know him. He likes chicken and mustard... not necessarily together but you know what I’m trynna say. He’s “amazing” at Fortnite and always wins. He hates spiders and heights. All the girls like him and you’re lucky if he likes you, jevon has a lot of friends and is liked by everyone. He will stay on call with you for 9 hrs just for fun. He’s very funny and easy to get along with, alSo hEs pReTtY cUtE
Omg jevon is so cute!
by Rxinegreen June 9, 2019
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jevoned

The act of screwing something up and continues to make matters worse by explaining yourself while in reality you are doing the exact opposite
Dude just shut up before you embarrass yourself even more, you have already jevoned yourself once today by announcing that you had butt sex.
by DJ300 January 29, 2012
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jEvOn

jevon is a shy person at first but once you get to know him he’s super funny and I really fun to talk to, “he’s also really good at Fortnite....
Jevons likes mustard and chicken, not necessarily together... hopefully. But you get what I’m saying, jevon hates heights and spiders. Jevon will stay up for 9 hours on call with you for no reason haha. I think he’s a Fortnite addict, but I’m not sure. He likes the penguins, or whatever. He hates oilers. Even thought they aren’t even that bad.... ALSO he is vEry cUtE, and you’re v lucky if he likes you lmaoo
jevon is sO cUtE
by Rxinegreen June 9, 2019
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Jevons

A large testicular area, usually seen on men in shorts or footballers. It is a word that girls use to disguise what they are really talking about.
Get your jevons out!!
Omg I can see his jevons when he walks!!
by Arafan Nolan January 11, 2008
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jevon

To steal beer from unknowing victims, usually friends.
Dude, I totally jevoned some beer last at the bar. It was sweet.
by MindyMon June 26, 2007
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JeVon

You can count on JeVon to come through for you.
by Von Baus January 16, 2022
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Jevons

A wonderful boyfriend anyone wished they had whether they are male or female. He is the living physical matter of what you would call sexiness and would get all the sex they ever wanted. An attractive bloke who seems like nothing is ever enough for him in this world.
Girl 1: Oh did u see Jevons the other day?
Girl 2: yeah, he was like soo hot
Male 1: idk about u two but there’s just some part of him that makes me wanna pounce
by WannaUseMyOldHandle November 20, 2021
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