Secret Jetski

When you go down on a woman making her squirt and as she starts to squirt you yell VROOM and motorboat her pussy lips.

Jimmy: Yo did you hear about Dom?! He was riding the secret jetski last night!
Nick: No way, gotta stay out of the splash zone!

by Sgo hills July 21, 2021

Chinese Jetski

When your pee in someone's butt

I just Chinese Jetskied Nikki and she loved it!

by Motivated2live September 17, 2015

tenessee jetski

The act of shitting on your lovers chest and then sliding down the fresh pile of scat.

Bro you should have seen last night. I Tenessee Jetski-ed Janice into next week.

by Squirrel6909 October 7, 2017

Government Issued Jetski

A bureaucratic prostitute. Most often visited whilst on vacation at your mother in-law’s house.

I’ve really got to get away from this woman and spend some time doing a bunch of paper work before coitus with this government issued jetski. Jay is gay.

by Voxicles May 23, 2023

JETSIN

A person who is slick and cool. A person who has everything.

Ay bro ima just chill with JETSIN.

by JETSIN November 30, 2020

jewskimo

generally, the progeny of an alaskan native woman and a jewish man. also, typically well educated, proud, highly opinionated and/or judgemental people with a healthy dose of self entitlement.

dude, i love me some half breeds, but them jewskimos act like they is all dat.

by elixxa November 22, 2010

mexican jet ski

In the landscaping business, an indistrial walk behind mower is fitted with a small cart for the operator to stand and ride on, thus making it a "mexican jet ski"

Hector and Carlos were fighting over who got to ride the mexican jet ski today.

by JAB82 December 29, 2007