a quote or tweet from jedward which shows their completely random and cool take on everyday things. No one else can even begin to think of similar things.
Some of my favourite jedwardism's:
What makes people have curly hair? And people having straight hair? Did god have a curling machine thing
Probably the gravity’s pushing down on all the plumbing and that’s why there is no water up here
THE QUEEN IF YOU ARE READING THIS WE NEED TO MEET YOU! WE THINK YOU ROCK AND YOU KNOW HOW TO WAVE SO GOOD AND YOU OWN THAT TEA DRINKING
Who is ever scared of a kettle? it boils water so scary, what if the steam is the water crying we need to save the water it has feelings
What makes people have curly hair? And people having straight hair? Did god have a curling machine thing
Probably the gravity’s pushing down on all the plumbing and that’s why there is no water up here
THE QUEEN IF YOU ARE READING THIS WE NEED TO MEET YOU! WE THINK YOU ROCK AND YOU KNOW HOW TO WAVE SO GOOD AND YOU OWN THAT TEA DRINKING
Who is ever scared of a kettle? it boils water so scary, what if the steam is the water crying we need to save the water it has feelings
by jedward loving freak March 5, 2011
Get the jedwardism mug.-A morphed version of Jacob Black and Edward Cullen. Usually refering to the only team that matters which is of course Jedward Bullen....Are You Conflicted between Team Edward & Team Jacob, yeah you could be Team Switserland but what fun is that? Pick Jedward Bullen!
Person 1: I don't know weather to be on Team Cullen or Team Black
Jedward Bullen: Don't worry vote Jedward Bullen THE ONLY TEAM THAT MATTERS.
Jedward Bullen: Don't worry vote Jedward Bullen THE ONLY TEAM THAT MATTERS.
by Team Jedward Bullen September 27, 2008
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the combination name of John and Edward, two irish joke contestants of the X factor 2009. no words can describe the absolute hatred and loathing the viewer feels as soon as their little smiley twatish faces are seen on saturday/sunday night. they remain to exist in the competition because biased irish prick of a judge Louis Walsh noticed their familiar accents and said that they "have potential", but the reason they remain in the competition is a mystery, whether its if people like listnening to classic Queen songs get murdered by these talentless gimps or its good ol' fashioned desire to see them crushed as they get further and further into the competition before failing at the end, i dont know
person 1 :"you know who i really want to Knock the fuck out?"
person 2 :"dunno, Jedward?"
person 1 :"yeah they're twats"
person 2 :"dunno, Jedward?"
person 1 :"yeah they're twats"
by Yaksik November 5, 2009
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person 2: oh my god! that’s jesswarding
person 2: oh my god! that’s jesswarding
by grangerhermoine101 August 23, 2018
Get the jesswarding mug.One helluva MOTHERFUCKER who knows how to do FREESTYLES and likes to TALK ABOUT HIS 19382818 EXES. Is a tryhard and bad at commitment. Born in pakistan to indian parents.
by anoboneeimportanty December 9, 2019
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A form of insult to someone you think is totally and utterly ridiculous, in either their manner, clothing style, haircut or otherwise someone who has done something or in the act of doing something really stupid...... Or simply just used to wind someone up by calling them "A 'Jedward' "
by Lumar November 6, 2011
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