Someone who hates God, detests Christians, and does not miss a opportunity to let everyone know of their disgust.
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A classy, smart, and fun lady who holds the key to a man's heart. Strong and self-reliant, and at the same time beautiful, she is kind to those who need a hand. Typically possessing a keen sense of humor, a Jessums is capable of inducing great amounts of happiness to the individual of her choice, and is therefore highly prized by the man who loves her. A Jessums often spurs infatuation in her male partner. She uses her natural charm and attractiveness to create bliss and joy in those who behold her. The most remarkable trait of a Jessums is her humility and accompanying inability to perceive her own beauty and excellence. Meeting a Jessums is a once-in-lifetime opportunity to find the key to happiness.
"My Jessums sent me the best care package the other day."
"Bro, you need to find yourself a Jessums."
"Bro, you need to find yourself a Jessums."
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Defined within the modern day language of 'shifrenology' or 'shifrenguistics'.
Pronounced (Ju-Suf).
Refers to the ass/buttocks/anal of a desired female, primarily for the purposes of anal sex.
other definitions may included but are not limited to:
*Jussuphing - defined as taking a shit. or any form of excretion from the anal cavity.
*Acting like a Jussuph- Refers to an individual who is uptight/ anal retentive.
Defined within the modern day language of 'shifrenology' or 'shifrenguistics'.
Pronounced (Ju-Suf).
Refers to the ass/buttocks/anal of a desired female, primarily for the purposes of anal sex.
other definitions may included but are not limited to:
*Jussuphing - defined as taking a shit. or any form of excretion from the anal cavity.
*Acting like a Jussuph- Refers to an individual who is uptight/ anal retentive.
1. wow did you see the jussuph on that chick, Id F@#$/shoost the hell out of that.
2. Mmmmmm how hot is that chick, you dont even know what I would eat out of her jussuph.
3.Dude you so uptight and stressed out think you need to have your jussuph pounded to mellow you the F@#$ out.
4.Did u jussuph It smells like something crawlled into your bathroom and died while having there jussuph pounded.
2. Mmmmmm how hot is that chick, you dont even know what I would eat out of her jussuph.
3.Dude you so uptight and stressed out think you need to have your jussuph pounded to mellow you the F@#$ out.
4.Did u jussuph It smells like something crawlled into your bathroom and died while having there jussuph pounded.
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"I said her name is Jess"
"J-J-Jess...?"
The woman then proceeded to scream and then died.
The woman was Jessphobic.
"I said her name is Jess"
"J-J-Jess...?"
The woman then proceeded to scream and then died.
The woman was Jessphobic.
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