Jeramy

Yes, you are seeing it spelled correctly! NOT SPELLED, "J-E-R-E-M-Y"! A man of great knowledge and skill. A Jeramy is always talented and gifted in the arts, sports, and sex. Jeramy's excell and are the best at everything they do or put their mind to. Usually a Jeramy is of the African-American race, giving it the gift of being well endowed. The average penis size of a Jeramy is 7.69 inches (flaccid). Many women are afraid of a Jeramy's penis because of it's great length, size, and girth. Jeramy's usually have many lovers. People flock to Jeramy's because of their outgoingness and hilarious jokes. They can make lots of people laugh, especially when they are sad. Becoming friends with a Jeramy will make a person's coolness meter go up by exactly 703,695,690,967.70596 points. Many people say that meeting a Jeramy insures a perfect ending to a life, and can end the cycle of reincarnation in the Hindu religion, due to the Jeramy's magnificent power.

"Who is the Valedictorian this year? Oh, it's Jeramy! Of course! He's really smart!"

"Damn that guy is really talented! Hell yeah! It's Jeramy! We played naked soccer! His giant dick was flopping everywhere! Then he painted me a picture of himself nude, then he played me a song on his guitar! Wow! Yea! Then we had Sex! It was the best sex I have ever had!"

"That guys cock is huge! Who is that? Oh, it's Jeramy!"

"Why won't my cycle of reincarnation end already! I tried everything! Karma's a bitch! Did you meet that guy over there? Who, Jeramy? Yeah! (walks over to Jeramy) Hey, Jeramy! What's up, guy I have never met? (guy suddenly dies and is greeted in heaven with 72 virgins)

by Thatguytheonewhofuckedyourmom4 November 30, 2011

Jessamy

A Jessamy is a person who is generous, talented and kindly. The name itself means "wealthy", and this is true, as a Jessamy will always be rich in spirit and personality. Also used by some kids to mean "awesome".
Very few people have this name; those who do tend to be highly creative, amuzing Yet extraordinarly fucktarded. which isn't a bad thing, they rock.

The name can be shortened to Jess, The term should not be confused with the Spanish Jess (pronounced hess) which means a woman with low moral standards.

Hey, don't you just love that girl?
Yeah, she's so Jess.

That girl is so creative, a right Jessamy.

by David Seraphin June 22, 2008

jesaly

A very rarely name around the globe. This name used to identify hotness, sexy, being sassy, independable, reliable, materialistic, and kindess type of characteristic.

That girl name Jesaly is very kind. She is a very good friend of my aunt.

by Ylasejkl January 22, 2022

Jeamy

A name for a boy name Jeamy pronounced Jimmy. A wild card of sorts, likely stains the sheets and it’s not because of semen you pervs, he stains the ceiling with that. Still gets bitches and is probably fucking yours right now. Has the audacity to swallow frogs and an accent thats like some sweet southern sugar ;). Can break anything even his own dick but he’ll fix it so it’s better than ever before. Has driven backwards with his dick flopping outside the window and still flipped people off at the same time. Has a thing for Margot Robbie but will honestly put his dick in anything even the microwave (and turn it on). In conclusion, he’s an alpha and if you meet him, remember that footlong you ordered from Subway—is his dick.

Were you banging so hard that you broke the bed Jeamy?

Yeah, with your girl.

by Yaweno October 25, 2019

Jessamy

Jessamy is a Greek word meaning Jasmine, the flower.

"That Jessamy flower is the prettiest in the garden!"

by theGreeek April 20, 2013

jessamy

the definition of the word cool

Jessamy is the definition of cool!

by jezzamii June 2, 2008

Jeamyah

Jeamyah is a short girl with a tall attitude and slays and will steal yo man away, she is very beautiful, caring,outgoing, a great dancer, and she is not afraid to put a girl in line if she act out

Jeamyah

makes strong look invincible, she's sunshine mixed with a hurricane

by kekeluvvvv May 14, 2018