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jerkin my gerkin

To masturbate or pleasure oneself. Particularly in a sneaky or humorous way. Mainly applied to males.
I was jerkin my gerkin before the boss walked into my office.
by CountGrishnak June 28, 2008
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jervic

"dude that was a jervic frontside lip-slide
by desire'e agius November 1, 2005
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Jervi

To jervi is to deficate or release one's bowels leaving it all up to the gods and pray it goes in the toilet properly.
I gotta jervi really, rrreally bad!!
by Oxxy_Montalvy August 26, 2016
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Pushing Dots & Jerkin' Chicken

The act of managing a group of high tech workers for the express purpose of finding cause to fire them so the department can be "off-shored" to India.
Favorite tactics include destroying loyal employees reputations while building moral events around activities that divide the group.
Willis is trying to make sure she or her new hubby don't get fired by pushing dots and jerkin' chicken so that everyone else gets fired.
by Stan West September 10, 2004
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jerbin

a piece paper creased down the middle used to break up marijuana in preparation for a blunt, joint, bowl, bong, etc.
Hey man, I'm gonna need a jerbin for this bud.
by Brock Broskin July 2, 2011
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Jerkin's Lotion

Street name for Jergen's Lotion, famous for it's cock lubing masterbational qualities.
PETER: Hey, Bobby, how's it goin'?

BOBBY: Great, but I was just getting ready to leave to go shopping.

PETER: Oh man, I HATE shopping!

BOBBY: Oh, come on, I won't take that long; I'm just getting the basics -- milk, cereal, beer and Jerkin's Lotion.
by Bobby Brady July 3, 2006
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jerinachos

A bottle of REALLY SPICY hot sauce. You just want it so bad even though you melted your mouth. It's just a really nice long craving you have in the middle of the night that you want to fulfill so BAD.
Person 1: hey dude! Have you tried the new hot sauce jerinachos?!
Person 2: bruh. What kind of a question is that... OF COURSE I HAVE
Person 3: let's go eat some nachos then with my cravings in my hands
by thatisarealword January 30, 2020
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