jerkens

lotion used for wanking.

i go through so damn much jerkens, i wish i had a lady friend i could stick it in instead.

by chuckybubbles April 20, 2009

Jerkenshit

An exclamation - expression of sudden frustration or anger.

Jerkenshit! That asshole driver just cut me off.

by Dave Osborne August 22, 2002

Jergens

A brand of lotion made by Kao Brands.

Use of Jergens lotion will prevent one's skin from appearing ashy.

by DeJuan March 22, 2005

Jergens

Lotion most commonly used for masterbating. You know you're a thirteen-year-old loser when you have a desk drawer filled with a bottle of jergens and a box of tissues, on said desk is a computer with favorited links to free porn sites, and beside said desk is a trash bin that you emptied three days ago but is already half filled with messy crumpled up tissues and suffocating sperm cells.

Guy 1 : Max is a loser. Just take a look at his desk.

Guy 2 : Ew! Is that white stuff a spot of Jergens he spilled, or...?

Guy 1 : The world will never know.

by $moak$takk November 25, 2011

Jergens

A bottle of lotion

Aye man I need that’s jergens lotion to beat off to porn hub Premium

by Vape80 June 27, 2019

Jergensnaff

General Greeting in foreignese such as, Hey, how it is? Where ya been? What are you doing? Good to see you.

Jergensnaff, long see no time. Where you been?

by Kennz February 7, 2009

Jergens

Aye man I need some of that jergens to beat off

Aye fool where my jergens lotion at

by Vape80 June 27, 2019