Jersey Turnpike

A delicious shot, usually served after closing time. When cleaning up the bar, the contents of the rubber bar mat are poured into a shot glass (or glasses) and drunk in one gulp.
The alcoholic version of a graveyard.

Ah, you're out of money but if you have another shot you'll pass out and shut the f**k up? How about a jersey turnpike?

by Kapoleon October 13, 2004

Jersey Turnpike

When fucking a girl, you pull out, take a quick turn and stick it in her ass.

She wouldnt let me put it in her ass, so i had to take the Jersey Turnpike

by RichardPorter May 28, 2006

Jersey Turnpike

This is when you place a funnel in another persons butt and you take a crap in the funnel.. I got tired of shitting on people so I decided to start shitting in them..

This Dick Head was such a punk, so I drugged him, found a funnel and gave him a Nasty Jersey Turnpike..

by Too Far February 1, 2007

Jersey Turnpike

Nickname for the turnpike in New Jersey.

Hey let's hop on the Jersey Turnpike and drive to 16W to see the Nets featuring MVP Brian Scalabrine

by Fumbalaya.com July 9, 2004

Jersey Turnpike

when you shove a rapier called a turnpike up somones ass an old form of medevil tourtue

You can picture it yourself please

by flaming kitty May 13, 2005

jersey turnpiking

to dance face down , ass up

Deena was jersey turnpiking all night long.

by maxprory March 4, 2011

Jersey Turnpiking

When a girl is dancing in a club and bends over so her hands are on the ground; usually up against a guy.

Oh man! We were at the club the other night and this girl was Jersey Turnpiking it the entire time

by ehloipsea March 6, 2011