Jerkusdiction

The area defined in a set domicile (in which more than one person dwells) where one may masturbate without encroaching on anyone else's territory.

"Hey!! My room is outside your jerkusdiction! Gtfo, and pull up your pants!!!"
"The living room couch is in no-ones jerkusdiction, spank away."

by SlapHappyPappy May 4, 2010

Jerkumcision

when the dermis of the foreskin is rubbed painfully raw due to jerking off too much or without enough lubrication.

The shower hurt like hell after another unfortunate pornhub-induced jerkumcision. Took 3 days before I could use soap again.

by BoobsMcGee October 21, 2012

JERNY

a kid who strongly knows that distributing alcohol at a high school party is totally fine. he gets drunk after one sip and always knows how to be awkward around white girls. man out here and he wilds out all the time.

Yoo sick party bro
yea that jerny over there is being stupid tho

by jparklover February 21, 2017

Jernice

A women with a great smile that works hard and is outgoing with a beautiful personality and enjoys hanging with friends and eating!

"Jernice is hanging with new people she is very outgoing."

by Queen ember June 18, 2016

jerguš

Always broke n eatin ass

Damn im feelin like Jerguš

by anonymny krestan January 15, 2018

circle jerkus

To masterbate in a circular motion

Drop that raggedy Andy Serkis, circle jerkus!

by Slam poet #1 March 26, 2018

Jeru

A term meaning "New Jersey" that was prominent in hip hop in the 90's.

However, it's origins stem from other slang for New Jersey.

"New Jersey" -> "New Jerusalem" -> "New Jeruz" -> "New Jeru" -> "Jeru"

Q: Where you from?
A: Jeru, son.

by p. smitty March 26, 2009