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Pushing Dots & Jerkin' Chicken

The act of managing a group of high tech workers for the express purpose of finding cause to fire them so the department can be "off-shored" to India.
Favorite tactics include destroying loyal employees reputations while building moral events around activities that divide the group.
Willis is trying to make sure she or her new hubby don't get fired by pushing dots and jerkin' chicken so that everyone else gets fired.
by Stan West September 10, 2004
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Jerson

Strong, loyal, protective, artistic, will sacrifice himself so others don't go without. His kindness is unlike any other but so is his temper. Those who are on the side of his love will never want to leave, those who are on the side of his rath will wish they could leave but for some reason are drawn to him anyway. Compassionate, understanding, great fighter but also gives good advice. Very sexy, his eyes look straight into your soul. There is no other like him. He does not open up easily but the lucky girl that wins his heart is treated like the queen she is. He recognizes his soulmate and makes sure she knows it. She is spoiled by him but also knows that she must spoil him in return. There is no greater love story then Jerson, the king, and his queen.
Q: How did she get so lucky to wind up with Jerson when so many before her failed?
A: Jerson always knew he would recognize his queen when she finally came along, in his eyes no other can compare.
Statement: She is one lucky girl, there is no one else like Jerson.
Statement: She knows it too, there will be no other for him because she will never let him go, they are true soulmates. J&H
by La Reina de Jerson April 12, 2013
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jerkoffagus

A secret chamber, in which the user furiously beats off till they die from chronic stroke fatigue and are entombed forever.
Stiles will no doubtably be unearthed 2000 years from now in his "jerkoffagus" with his dick still in his cold dead hand.
by Truckerclock12 December 14, 2016
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Jerkin's Lotion

Street name for Jergen's Lotion, famous for it's cock lubing masterbational qualities.
PETER: Hey, Bobby, how's it goin'?

BOBBY: Great, but I was just getting ready to leave to go shopping.

PETER: Oh man, I HATE shopping!

BOBBY: Oh, come on, I won't take that long; I'm just getting the basics -- milk, cereal, beer and Jerkin's Lotion.
by Bobby Brady July 3, 2006
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Jerron

Coolest dude you will ever meet. Loyal and real. Street smart and book smart. Real to his potnas and charming to the ladies. There's two sides to this dude, you don't want to see the other side. Cross him once and you done.
Jerron a cool ass lil dude.
by realrecognizereal1 August 24, 2019
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Jerking The Thad

Using yours or someone else's diarrhea as lubricant to masturbate.
I'm feeling a bit wild today... I think I'm going to Jerk The Thad

Jerking The Thad saved my grandfather's life in the Vietnam war.
by GruntToeCristy May 28, 2020
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jeron lb

Jeron LB is a rapper from the Bay Area, mostly focused deep storytelling rap, He is a kind and loving person. If you ever meet him in real life, ask for a picture with him, so that you won't have to ask him later on when he's blowing up. Jeron is also in LB which stands for Lost Brothers, Most people call him the next Rap God, The next J Cole.. but in people's hearts.. he's a Hero.
You heard Jeron LB's new song yet? It's fuego!

I wish Jeron LB knew me before he was famous..
by ILoveTheWayYouWalk October 3, 2017
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