Jergens Jerk

Giving yourself a hearty wank using your grandma's Jergens hand lotion for lube.

Granny B never understood why her Jergens bottle went half empty when her grandson spent the weekend. His hands were always greasy from his Jergens Jerks.

by Eaton Holgoode January 26, 2017

Jergen off

Jerking off using lotion, preferably Jergen's brand lotion.

"Got a new vid and a bottle of my best brand. Leave me alone I'm Jergen off!"

by Le Douche Bag February 23, 2008

jerkin with jergens

Jerking with jergens lotion for women.

"Bro I'm out." "Just do it like me, jerkin with jergens."

by Kareem Abdul Akbar January 12, 2017

jergens

a man who jerks on tingtings and does it for a living! he usually does it while on the jon, in the office, in the class room, under a christmas tree, in the kitchen cooking, while playing with cows, while eating a turkey sandwich, while dancing in the rain nude, while reading the urban dictionary, while walking in the mall and while talking to his mother. a jergen gets paid atleast $40-$50 an hour! but only works 1 day a week!

persona 1: the cow in your basement?
persona 2: was yellow with envey
persona 3: i ate a taco!
persona 4: weeeeeeeeeeee!
persona 5: im a jergens!

by el-em-en-oh-que December 20, 2009

Burnt Jergens

1 The after math off anal sex in male penitentiaries.
The only lotion they use in prison is Jergens and is used as lubrication for anal sex and the friction caused from the penis thrusting in and out of the anus burns the lotion.

2 A fucking bad ass punk rock chick.

1 *walks into a prison cell* "Woo!! It smells like burnt jergens in here!!"

"Ewwww you got your burnt jergens all over my sheets!!"

2 "Damn is wish I were as cool as Burnt Jergens."

by The one and only GOB August 22, 2009

Jergens turdley

Jergens turdley is a famous politician and Jergens turdley is her stage name. Her real name is Serena. She is a very jealous person who called tai arrogant however loves Tai Velaquez and hates finn Roberts. She has erectile dysfunction and hates brown people like raj akram. This means if you have Pakistani in you she will give you dirty looks
She is a politician.

Raj: Jergens turdley please stop bullying me
Jergens turdley: no you ugly ass bish!

by MasterTai165 December 22, 2018

Jergen

An adjective to describe something that has a lot of swag.

“Wow! That’s so swagGRY! It’s a really Jergen mixtape!” said Sally.

by DigiornosPizza February 8, 2023