The splash of terlet water on your balls or ass because of forceful dumping while giving yourself a jerumpkin. Similiar to a blumpkano.
Note: Degrees of splash are important. If water hits your balls, ass and taint it's a category 3 jerumpkano.
Note: Degrees of splash are important. If water hits your balls, ass and taint it's a category 3 jerumpkano.
The category 3 jerumpkano caused me to evacuate the terlet seat as I was unable to concentrate on finishing the jerumpkin.
by Antler* February 29, 2008
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2) Suffering the consequences of someone else's stupidity
3) To be splattered by semen; often furtively expelled by a stranger in public, or to a person passed out at a party
2) Suffering the consequences of someone else's stupidity
3) To be splattered by semen; often furtively expelled by a stranger in public, or to a person passed out at a party
Bill: "Oh man - is this jizz on my jacket? I just walked to the corner store and back. I feel like a dirty Lady Macbeth."
Tim: "Damn. That sucks, buddy. Could it be from that apartment building you just passed? You were totally a victim of jerkumstance."
Tim: "Damn. That sucks, buddy. Could it be from that apartment building you just passed? You were totally a victim of jerkumstance."
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