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jerumpkano

The splash of terlet water on your balls or ass because of forceful dumping while giving yourself a jerumpkin. Similiar to a blumpkano.

Note: Degrees of splash are important. If water hits your balls, ass and taint it's a category 3 jerumpkano.
The category 3 jerumpkano caused me to evacuate the terlet seat as I was unable to concentrate on finishing the jerumpkin.
by Antler* February 29, 2008
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jerkumstance

1) A jerk, or an event/situation that is influenced by a jerk which causes something shitty to happen to another person; usually to an innocent bystander
2) Suffering the consequences of someone else's stupidity
3) To be splattered by semen; often furtively expelled by a stranger in public, or to a person passed out at a party
Bill: "Oh man - is this jizz on my jacket? I just walked to the corner store and back. I feel like a dirty Lady Macbeth."

Tim: "Damn. That sucks, buddy. Could it be from that apartment building you just passed? You were totally a victim of jerkumstance."
by trainwrecktammy-pomme-de-terre September 21, 2012
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jermum

another way of saying 'your mom'. just sounds better
"hey wanna go to the movies Paul?"
"jermum" he replies.
by Eric May 7, 2003
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jerkumfizz

1) a substance made from the repetitive masturbating of one's genitals/genitalia
2) sperm
1) I got jerkumfizz on mom's couch, she's gonna kill me!
by Jack B. Nimble December 16, 2002
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Jercules

The complete opposite of Hercules, a complete arsehole.
OMG that guy I just served was a right fucking Jercules !
by bigbawski May 19, 2017
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jerdumpkin

The act of jerking off and taking a dump at the same time
Bro the other day I gave myself the best jerdumpkin ever, who knew a dump could be so enjoyable
by Kcash28 April 21, 2016
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Jewcumwhoreniggatrinfaggoot9900069Nigger

Dim Ragusa is a Jewcumwhoreniggatrinfaggoot9900069Nigger
by mattcris4n May 23, 2020
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