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jepson

jepson is a fucking legend he does all these grinds 24/7 a day he be pumping bare muscles he gon juicing on the girls all the girls when they see him they fucking be groddled on the floor out of amazement on awe on the absolute fucking hunkus of a munkus jepson is jepson is successful he has a career and he has a wife and kids but he immer be fucking the girls real hard and all the girls like him if he was gay all the guys would love him too
"jepson is a fucking legend"
"jepson has a nice penis"
by crazynutsack October 12, 2022
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ted jepson

someone you care about and makes you feel warm inside when your around them, someone you miss when there not there and the biggest idiot lol
wow he’s my ted jepson!”
by lottie :) October 26, 2020
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Flying Jepson

When you get a big ol’ wedgie on a roller coaster. YeeeeeOUCH!!!!
Person 1: “Gee golly willikersf Finn got quite the Flying Jepson the other day on the jonkler coaster! YeeeeeOUCH!!!!”

Person 2: “I know right, Flying Jepsons are the WORST! YeeeeeOUCH!!!!”
by Grimble Desmond Wootmole June 29, 2025
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