Kris Jenner

1. The ultimate pimp who uses her five daughters to obtain mountains of cash by passing them around to various athletes and musicians. And making them pose in age inappropriate clothing for a magazine in Australia.

2. A mother who leaks sex tapes of her children.

1. Kris Jenner is a wonderful mother and wins the mother/madam of the year award.

2. Wow! Your mom released your sex tape too!? Our moms are total Kris Jenners.

by Madambananapeel May 27, 2014

Bruce Jenner

He's dead. Bruce Jenner is dead.

Guy 1: Hey, did you see Bruce Jenner the other day?

Guy 2: Bruce Jenner is dead.

by TheKB321 June 8, 2015

Deuce Jenner

The act of defocating while in a full out sprint.

Dude, I'm about to hit a deuce jenner get the camera ready.

by JaCqEeZ December 30, 2012

kris jenner

A fame hungry control freak who wishes she was 25. Her fame hungry, talentless daughter's, (the Kardashians) take up the airwaves and poison the minds of children. Only concerned about $ and fame, even though she can't do shit.

Kris Jenner: OMG, those stupid Housewives are taking up my TV time. I NEED MONEY NOW.

by lilcamifromcali August 13, 2011

Kendall Jenner

The person who ruined 5 Seconds Of Summer's first ever introduction on international television.
#kendallyouhadonejob

"Guys I'm the worst reader" -Kendall Jenner

by juliathononn May 22, 2014

jennertalia

What you call your junk after a sex change operation.

Sal, formerly Sally, told his friends, "check out my new jennertalia."

by Mightythorman April 29, 2015

The Bruce Jenner

While your partner is holding your penis you punch them in the face giving them an adrenaline rush causing them to squeeze your willy with super human strength resulting in extreme genital mutilation

if you're looking for new ways to spice up your sex life I don't recommend The Bruce Jenner

by Shitcakedasshairs July 1, 2016