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Jamarcus Russell

During the act of male masturbation, when one fires a bleachy load several feet over the tissue-ready receiver hand.
I was beating off in the bathroom, when I Jamarcus Russell'd all over the shower curtain.
by Roffman October 14, 2009
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(n) An extremely inaccurate throw or a person who makes such a throw.

(v) To make an extremely inaccurate throw.

Comes from LSU and Oakland Raiders quarterback JaMarcus Russell, who despite being a highly touted prospect and the #1 NFL Draft pick in 2007, had an extremely unproductive NFL career due to his inaccurate passes and was out of the league after the 2009 season.
In the 1993 All-Star Game, Randy Johnson unleashed a jamarcus that sailed three feet over the head of John Kruk.

After she caught me banging her sister, my girlfriend chucked a shoe at my head, but fortunately she jamarcused it and broke the window instead of nailing me in the dome piece.

We would have won that cornhole game if Jimmy hadn't been such a jamarcus. He only hit the board three times in the entire game!
by Nicholas D January 5, 2012
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Jermarcus

A Fine Ass Young Nigga With All the hoes,He Can Play Basketball And Rap,He Also Has Argue Problems,When He Fall In Love He All About You
HER:Jermarcus So Fine

HIM:I Love His Music Its The Best
by BlackMOBLE August 6, 2022
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Jamarcus Russell

When you air ball a free throw and it stains your career as a shooter
Person 1: Shit, I air balled it!
Person 2:Dude you pulled a Jamarcus Russell
Everyone laughs
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Jermarcus

He can be a bitch ass nigga that is always wearing the same stuff. Jermarcus will tend to have hot breathe and never brush his hair, he will be smart and really aggravating.
Jermarcus why is your breathe so hot
by Dr.Dufensmurts April 12, 2019
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The most annoying person you'll ever meet. Not only is he annoying but he smells like absolute dog. If you even meet a Jamarcus run as fast as you can because this man is a menace to society. He is very conceited and arrogant. If you ever meet one the first thing you will think is that he is overly confident and needs to pipe down. He is loud and he probably has a lot of guy friends. He also has zero bitches and zeros hoes. If hes not dominican hes not a Jamarcus.
Look its Jamarcus
Ew, dude smells like burnt ravioli.
by jamarcusstinks101 January 16, 2022
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His breath is hot.
by Dr.Dufensmurts April 12, 2019
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