Jelling

Continuously lying in a funny way

“ why you always jelling “ “ jellmaster “

by Omarchulo July 17, 2018

Jesting

Pummeling and Pounding in the ass 3 times in a row

Bro Shim was absolutely JESTING his birthday cake

by Nkululeku April 21, 2022

jelking

Jelking is an exercise believed to increase the size of you penis. It consists of grasping the semi flaccid form of your penis at the base, then while holding tight stretching and forcing the blood to the head of the penis while slowly moving your hand towards the head.

This exercise originated from African Tribesmen who wished to elongate their genitalia and reported growths of up to 10 inches above average have been claimed.

I use "jelking" to increase my penis size

by Jonboy582 May 22, 2006

jesting

To joke or mess around

oi man, stop jesting

by Adam April 7, 2004

text-jesting

A welcome activity that distracts you from the boredom of your everyday life. Involves texting amusing movie quotes, song lyrics, inside jokes or general randomness back and forth with a text-jester. Usually lasts until one out-jests the other.

Yesterday I did not do ANY work. I was too busy text-jesting with your dad from 12-4pm. It began with him sending one that said, 'I am a robot. I have a robot vagina.'
and my reply, 'My cock is lost in the jungle and it's up for you to find it.'

by Fdurdad January 12, 2010

Jellinger

Social parasites, thief, black money worker, chemist, electrician, alcoholic (very much), punti lover 2x
Pascals papi

heast, jellinger hoit di goschn!
jellinger du kloans oaschal

by rasmurchel January 10, 2022

Short Jetting

The sexual act of placing the very tip of your penis into a woman's vagina and thrusting repeatedly.

"She thought I was short jetting but didn't realize it was my whole penis."

by 725EC January 23, 2010