jelina

Jelina is the best girl you'll meet. She has a big heart and is very kind, but she also has a good sense of humor. If u have her don't let her go.

"Jelina is the best"

by kawiwa March 7, 2017

jelvin

1. The king God in Jelvinism, a religion where life was started in Czechoslovakia, with lot's of ice at absolute zero for temperature (0° Kelvin).

2. a mix between any name the begins with the letter J, and the Kelvin temperature scale

I got a Jelvin as a pet. He went to the supermarket. He bought a neopet, which he will regret!

by Leviathan Hajj Don Kiln October 23, 2010

jelling

To be exaggeratedly lying, humorously.

Frez told me he doesn't like to eat vagina. Of course he was jelling !

by MaceyFace435 January 19, 2017

Jensine

A beautiful woman you knew for most of your life, but never knew well enough. You probably passed by and said hello many times, but nothing more. Once you really got to talk to her and understand her, you realized very quickly that she is the most amazing person in the world. She understands you better than any other person. She is kind-hearted, quiet yet very affirmative, beautiful, loving, caring and more than anything else, loves God. You fell in love with her from the first long conversation you ever had. You will lava her always!

Jensine, will you marry me?

by J.B.G. September 5, 2019

Jelsia

One of the most interesting people you will ever meet. She is extremely talented and loves sport and music. Making people happy makes her happy. She's an active person, likes to keep busy, loves to travel and try new things. |She is trust worthy, great to talk to and one of a kind. She Is gorgeous and has a beautiful smile that can't be explained. Its the feeling from inside that makes it beautiful.

~with her it's never a goodbye, always a see you later~

"that girl girls is incredibly interesting, who's that?"

" oh that's definitely a Jelsia"

by illseeyoulater June 13, 2018

jelqing

The art of creating a longer penis through stroking excercises for months and years. The erect penis is greased and stroked a specific number of times, near orgasm, but rock-busters should be avoided if at all possible. The number of strokings is over 110...then a rest...then another 110. Some men have claimed this gives them a larger penis, but some men have come forward to show the actual results.
The Academy of Jelqing in Chestnut Hills, PA, has classes for very horny men who jelq each other and in many cases (most of them) way over into orgasms, so that the Academy classroom walls are covered with sperm. The Academy also offers classes in 'the techniques of the power-house enema" and other such delights combined with the art of the jelq. Jelqing does create a situation of male-bonding particularily when the therapy gives the penis a release and orgasm to have everyone else in class ducking the flying jizz shots!

"I've been jelqing my cock for so long and it's still a hard 3"...but I keep jelqing because it's fun to do it with my son and his teenage friends"

"Someone yelled OH GOD I JELQED INTO A SPERM-BLASTER"

by Marcus Holly January 9, 2008

jelsie

Jelsie is an amazing girl and will make you laugh with just about about anything. She loves sexual jokes and makes sexual jokes. She can be annoying but thats just her. When you really get to know a jelsie you will want her in your life forever. Jelsies are amazing friends and will do anything to lift someone up when they are down. Jelsies are usually pretty and are barely thick which makes them beautiful. They have a great body. You are lucky to know a Jelsie

Boy 1: dayum! Jelsie is beautiful!

Boy2: wow dont you wish she was mine?

Boy 1: back off. If anyone is getting her its me!

by Billiewearsblack July 9, 2018