jelq

To aggressivley swing one's penis left and right in a rather abrupt manner with the intention of eventually making a man's Member a bit longer

Man A: DUDE!! your cock is huge! How do you do it man?

Man B: Easy, all I do is jelq after i get out of the shower

by Nick A. January 3, 2005

Jelq

Hey Jaiden Animations

Jack manifold has jelqed exactly 286 time

by Lobbin goblin March 10, 2022

Jelq

Jelq (pronounced Jehlke) is a dance move comprised of spinal movements and movements of the bone in a rhythmitic fashion. It is commonly used by skeletons to mate. It can also be used as a noun, having a similar term to "owned" or "rekt", which are 2 internet terms meaning "you got memed on, nigga" jelq's plurals are as follows: jelq (singular) jelq't (past) jelqing (in action) jelqs (plural/in action)

Noun - "Hey dude, did you hear how Joseph got jelq't in that game of smash Bros we were playing last night?"

Verb - "Maybe if I jelq at her, she'll come over and I can get her number"

by George Costanza's Bodypillow June 11, 2018

Jelq Belly

Jelqing is an exercise to make the penis bigger. Having a "Jelq Belly" is when you have jelqed enough that you can now touch your penis to the belly button in a half chub phase.

I've been doing my chubby exercises Brody, and look, I now I have a "jelq belly."

by Handsy with Manny November 1, 2017

Jelq Shake

When you are jelqing and then shake your rump, usually for a camera.

"Dude, I thought this Kai Centat live stream couldnt get more intese, but then Duke Dennis came on screen and started doing the Jelq Shake!"

by applesforthebublic October 29, 2023

Jelq Lord

1: The almighty jelq lord, the one who jelqs, the ultime jelqer
2: The greatest jelqer of all time, his penis hyas extended by over 74 inches in the past 48 hours

"Chat did you see what livvy dunne did the other day? Lol shes literally the jelq lord... She's so skibidi."

by livvy dunne May 3, 2024

Jelqing

A manual stretching technique performed on the penis, often with the goal of increasing its length and girth. It involves applying gentle pressure and stretching motions, similar to a massage, to stimulate the growth of penile tissues.

"Hey bro did you bust a fat fucking nut last night?"
"Nah bro I just jelqed it a lil"
"fairs bro i love jelqing"

by Shuriki_YT April 24, 2025