To aggressivley swing one's penis left and right in a rather abrupt manner with the intention of eventually making a man's Member a bit longer
Man A: DUDE!! your cock is huge! How do you do it man?
Man B: Easy, all I do is jelq after i get out of the shower
Man B: Easy, all I do is jelq after i get out of the shower
by Nick A. January 04, 2005
by Lobbin goblin March 10, 2022
Jelq (pronounced Jehlke) is a dance move comprised of spinal movements and movements of the bone in a rhythmitic fashion. It is commonly used by skeletons to mate. It can also be used as a noun, having a similar term to "owned" or "rekt", which are 2 internet terms meaning "you got memed on, nigga" jelq's plurals are as follows: jelq (singular) jelq't (past) jelqing (in action) jelqs (plural/in action)
Noun - "Hey dude, did you hear how Joseph got jelq't in that game of smash Bros we were playing last night?"
Verb - "Maybe if I jelq at her, she'll come over and I can get her number"
Verb - "Maybe if I jelq at her, she'll come over and I can get her number"
by George Costanza's Bodypillow May 31, 2018
Jelqing is an exercise to make the penis bigger. Having a "Jelq Belly" is when you have jelqed enough that you can now touch your penis to the belly button in a half chub phase.
by Handsy with Manny October 29, 2017
"Dude, I thought this Kai Centat live stream couldnt get more intese, but then Duke Dennis came on screen and started doing the Jelq Shake!"
by applesforthebublic October 30, 2023
A advanced dark form of jelqing only achieved my unground and diabolical methods such as elastinmaxing, collagenmaxxing and the devouring of animal souls. Shadow jelqing can only be achieved on the night of the blood moon 😈.
"Yo dude, the cops found out about my Shadow Jelqing it's okay my Goontosis aura is enough to hold them off"
by ShadowJelqerSupreme July 24, 2024
1: The almighty jelq lord, the one who jelqs, the ultime jelqer
2: The greatest jelqer of all time, his penis hyas extended by over 74 inches in the past 48 hours
2: The greatest jelqer of all time, his penis hyas extended by over 74 inches in the past 48 hours
"Chat did you see what livvy dunne did the other day? Lol shes literally the jelq lord... She's so skibidi."
by livvy dunne May 04, 2024