jelly-donut

When a guy jizzes on a woman's face and punches her in the nose. Then she smears the blood and cum with her hand...yummy

Last night I gave Sue a jelly donut.

by Fred May 14, 2004

Jelly donuts

1. The scariest thing according to Huziwara no Mokou
2. Just some short of good food

Mokou: oh god jelly donuts are so scary

by Eirin_da_medic September 3, 2019

jelly donut

when a guy creampies a girl's ass then stuffs a donut between her cheeks and eats the gooey center.

Girl: Now that we're done, you want to grab some dinner?

Guy: No thanks. I'm stuffed from that jelly donut.

by shannymac August 10, 2012

Jelly donut

Verb:

To ejaculate inside a female while on her period, then to perform cunnilingus'.

Eat my bloody, cum filled pussy bitch! Yeah! You eat that jelly donut! MMM...... GOOD!

by Kitten_innards April 10, 2010

Jelly Donuts

A state achieved upon the onslaught of jealousy. An initial reaction to a situation that positions you as inferior to another.

"Oh no, he's got wider rims than me, I'm sooo Jelly Donuts right now."

by TheRoyalDirt February 10, 2009

jelly donut

the simultaneous act of making a cream pie in a period blood filled pussy.

i would prefer a jelly donut to a cream pie any day.

by spread toes May 2, 2010

jelly donut

When having sex with a slut, you punch her in the nose just before you blow your load on her face. The combination of blood and semen looks just like a jelly donut

Lori was getting banged by a guy and wouldnt shut the fuck up, so she was given a jelly donut

by ozkilla July 11, 2008