Jelk

From a society of Centaur priests on the planet Pandonia. Is used to describe the ferocity of Human babies dressed in Panda costumes.

That Panda baby is extremely jelk.

by Andrew Holt December 21, 2004

Jelks

If you can’t cuss jelks makes up for sh*t and f*ck. or just something to say when you mess up.

Vashawn spilled coffee on his phone, jelks.

by Supergalacticpee May 13, 2021

captain jelk

The act of tightly squeezing ones semi flaccid anaconda by the base, whilst squeezing the blood to the head of the cockaroo. While performing this act, the performer must have one foot planted firmly on the floor, while the other raised atop a whiskey barrel, with the knew at a ninety degree angle, positioning the knee cap at approximate taint level.

I'm sorry I was late, I was very busy doing a captain jelk

by Gahat May 6, 2016

Jelk

Wet sperm

There was jelk all over in the shower.

by WydNolly May 23, 2025

Jelk

People who love to full send

And drink lots of beer

wow Kyle is so jelk

by Stefano August 9, 2022

Jelke

Jelke is trash at English and he play roblox and minecraft in calss when the teacher isn't watching

Look over there Jelke is playing Roblox!!!!

by menamesjeff October 26, 2020

jelking

jizzing and then using the cum as a lubricant

oh no we are out of lube! lemme jizz and we can start jelking

by jelKING69 January 31, 2024