Jeffing

1. The act of secretly jerking off on video chat in the bathroom while your wife is in the other room.

2. Using childish insults like fat, ugly, and poor when you don't know how to use logic to defend your point of view.

1. Girl 1: Who is that guy?

Girl 2: Just some loser who is always jeffing me on snapchat.

2. You know you've already lost the argument when you start Jeffing.

by Kasilyn13 October 23, 2018

Jeffing

To ask someone out and not mean it.

Aidan was jeffing Emily by asking her out and broke up with her two seconds later

by weeeeeeeeaver April 10, 2010

Jeffing

A southern slang verb for shooting the shit. This involves joking around, teasing, or just talking to another person.

Mother: Why were you just sitting in front of the house in Jimmy's car for so long?
Son: Not much we were just jeffing.

by PotPie1121 August 7, 2020

Jeffing

Jeffing is the act of interrupting peoples activities in a rude way.

*Jack and Nick are playing volleyball.

As Jack serves the ball to Nick, Jeff comes in and spikes the ball to the ground. He proceeds to walk away without saying a word. Jeffing

by Nickjp2 December 4, 2014

Jeffing

When Jeff cums on someone rather than in them.

He was caught in the act of jeffing on her face

by dildoswaggins41 November 7, 2018

Jeffing

Doing something that is out of the realm of normal human stupidity. See also retarded

"So I'm doing this Polish chick, right. All of a sudden I get this notion that slamming a vase over her head would be sweet. Ya know, like a donkey punch, except with a vase. Long story short, she filed a lawsuit against me for "assault" and "battery." I didn't hit her with a battery. It was a vase! Stupid court."
-"Dude, you were jeffing then, and you are jeffing now. Get away from me."

by Chief O'Chiefs March 11, 2009

Jeffing

To describe what someone did or said as stupid

Tom is totally jeffing.
Adolf completely jeffed.

by icon626 November 17, 2009