Jeez-it

The cracker you eat at church communion in praise of Jesus that looks simular to a cheez-it cracker.

You may now take and eat your Jeez-it.

by stupified1217 August 14, 2008

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Jeez-o-pete

A G-rated Michiganian exclamation. Presumably related somehow to Jesus and Saint Peter.

"Jeez-o-pete! I can't believe I spilled all this potato salad on the floor!"

by Janko Raven October 3, 2004

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Jeebus Crust is the Crust of Crustianity and the reason we celebrate Crustmas. He is the son of Gosh and part of the Holy 3-Some (or Ménage à Trois). Jeebus was born to Bloody Mary, a virgin, by a miracle of the Spirit of Truthiness. The Holy Babble gives an account of an angel visiting Bloody Mary to tell her that she was chosen to bare the Son of Gosh. Jeebus is known as the first Ninja. He is also the first to demonstrate the Ninja stealth ability of turning into a bunny.

Following the teachings of Jeebus Crust has changed my life. Crustianity Heaven is far better than any other afterlife.

by Scotty Anks November 27, 2007

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jeezaloo

An expression of annoyance or a bad suprise.

Jeezaloo Kevin, put down the glue.

by Will April 18, 2004

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Jeezie C

The hip and funky-fresh name of Jesus Christ.

"Yo, I was chillin' with Jeezie C when I OD'd last night. He's a cool guy and he's got it goin' on without bein' all up ins in all the wrong places. Know what I'm sayin' G?"

"No."

by I think gavels should be called law-hammers October 8, 2005

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