Jeeter

(n.) A spastic person like that of Jeeter Buford, a character from the sex comedy, Buford's Beach Bunnies, who suffers from heterophobia/sexophobia: fear of the opposite sex. Light symptoms of "Jeeterness" include sheepish behavior and Gumpism, while serious cases involve bed-wetting and psychotic convulsions at the mere touch of a woman.

(adj.) Exhibiting the characteristic traits of Jeeter Buford (see above).

1.) "That Jeeter has no idea what to do around a woman!"

2.) "Don't expect to pull wool tonight with Jeeter Bill around here."

by Orange Mafia May 19, 2006

Jeeter

Jeeter- noun.
1. The warm area between your legs that another person can place their cold feet in

Brad - "hey dude my feet are cold. Can I stick them in your jeeter?"
Carl- "no problem bro!"

by Micaroniii August 25, 2014

Jeeter

Someone who sells a cryptocurrency for a loss an hour - 2 days after buying it.

Well at least these fucking Jeeters are all out. Now we can moon.

by Ethereumdiddy March 16, 2022

Jeeter

An equal opportunity (non gender specific) slur for East Indians and Pakistanis alike.

“Look out there is a pack of Jeeters on your six”.

“Yeah, I could smell them from here”

“Don’t let your sister go out alone, the Jeeters get touchy at the bar”

“Do you think that Jeeter truck driver is wearing sandals?”

by unichanka August 4, 2025

Jeeter Juked

A Karate chop to the throat.

I almost got jeeter juked today by sam.

by Monsterdawgdude September 9, 2020

Jeeter's me up

Getting Jeetered is doing something that gets your adrenaline pumping, and you do it every day, or reacurringly.

Guy 1 - Why do you do that everyday? It was cool the first time but now it's dumb...

Guy 2 - Idk man, something about it just Jeeter's me up!

by Rnlnanonymous November 10, 2013

jeeter joints

top shelf quality joints sold in half grams in a jar with five total. run about $40 each.

aye bro let’s pick up some jeeter joints

aight g you got $20? let’s go halfers on it

by oozio June 8, 2022