Jeef 

A self-referential mistake or faux pas; a recursive error in judgment or behavior

First person: I have a b-b-bit of a st-st-st-stutter.
Second person: You are a walking jeef, my friend.

First person: I feel like I have to (fart)...
Second person: Dude, you just sharted and jeefed simultaneously!

Jeef by Danstrom March 15, 2010

Jeef 

The all knowing birb he knows all

Jeef is not a being a being is jeef

Jeef by poopyinmypants247 May 18, 2018

Jeef 

A picture that moves on a text; a funny repeating video

“Thomas sent me a funny jeef today of a cat!”

Jeef by The University of Moscow May 19, 2021

jeef 

Derivative of the Hebrew slang term Jeefah, meaning literally something gross and disgusting. Has been expanded to include figuratively as well as literally gross or disgusting or even distasteful.

1) Ugh, I've been hiking in the mountains through all these heat and humidity I feel so jeef right now.

2) Ew, did you see that dude pick his nose on the subway, JEEF!

3) I can't believe he cheated on his girlfriend, that is just so jeef!

4) What's that jeef that looks all slimey on the street?

jeef by shayaknyc August 1, 2008

Jeef 

Jeff with 2 e’s instead of 2 f’s.

Yo Jeef, wanna hang out today?

Jeef by According to my research August 28, 2019

Jeef 

Acronym: Just Enough Enticing Flair.
When something that is truly shit, but possessed a certain charm.

Nice Handbag, babe!
Yeah it’s pragmatic with just enough enticing flair.

Yeah it’s really got jeef

Jeef by Queen of real estate August 15, 2023

Jeef 

Noun: used to name a conlang named jeef using words from three letters (E F J) practically a form of communication with multiple combination of words

Although you may think this comes from a name this is just a stupid idea made by a idiot

"Jeef the newest conlang in construction"

Jeef by Ichi Bear December 6, 2024