Jazz Handed

the delicate art of stuffing ones thumbs in a ladys arse, and spreading the fingers out in a joyfull circular bliss around her buttocks, whilst in the act of doggy style.....

Nick: Is lisa allright? She seems to be walking a bit funny today......

Joe: she got jazz handed last night

Nick: MOMMY BOYYYY!!!!

by playfulgorilla May 13, 2009

Jazz Hands

jazz hands are when you do not shave your pubic hair and it comes out of the sides of your panties #peakockthongs

I went down on her last night and her jazz hands came out

by duh jazz hands October 29, 2017

Jazz hand

When one snaps their fingers and states "jazz hands" in order to let anther friend know they farted in public, without anyone one else knowing.

(Farts) "Jazz hands"

by Tangerine14 June 28, 2014

jazz hands

A dance move, charecterized by middle aged gay men yelling at you in sequence or acompanied by upbeat show music. To execute this move, you must extend all muscles of the hand until your hand is red, shaking and it hurts. Jazz hands are highly annoying, but effective to impress judges at dance competition.

Dance Teach- Give me jazz hands! I wanna see them red and shakey
Dancer- Are these jazz hands?
DT- (Bends the students hand backwards til it breaks) No! These are Jazz hands, and they are gold!

by atothemotherfrickinc September 28, 2006

Jazz Hands

When a girl puts her hands up to cover her face from the money shot!

Dude, You know Sally, She had some jazz hands last night, if you know what I mean.

by Joner89 May 08, 2008

Jazz Hands

A type of Jedi mind trick used by sharp suited, quick witted sales people to sell a product or service by diverting the client from the point or issue they want to address to the point they want to them to focus on.

the client was focused on the price of the solution, but he/she gave them the old Jazz Hands and got them to agree the price was insignificant compared to the overall value the solution was going to deliver.

by smager September 09, 2020

Jazz Hands bro

The act of sarcastically doing jazz hands to show your lack of excitement about something. Usually used when someone is trying to show off about something that really isn't that sweet.

Guy 1: I made out with a Brazilian girl on the dance floor last night
Guy 2: waving jazz hands That's sick bro

Guy 1: I just got a brand new pair of New Balances!
Guy 2: Jazz hands bro

by MattyMids July 25, 2012