Lard Tunderin Jaysus

The Newfoundland exclamation to show approval or disapproval depending on the circumstances.
Pronounced "Lord Thundering Jesus" by most.
A versatile phrase in the Newfoundland dictionary that can be used in various ways.

Positive-
Bill: Wheres 'da beers
Frank: Right 'ere b'y
Bill: Lard Tunderin Jaysus, 'bout time

Negitive-
Bill pulls into driveway and notices his house has been broken into.
Bill: 'da fuck?
Opens fridge
Bill: Lard Tunderin Jaysus, They even took the ever-sweet margarine.

by GroceryClerk November 22, 2011

Jewsus Piece

Large blinging necklace containing a Jewish artifact such as a Star of David or a Chai

Gold, Platinum or Silver Star of David, Chai or Chamsa is known as a Jewsus Piece

by Pizzy123 October 7, 2010

Jaesus

KPOP man-god
Hottest member of Day6 confirmed

Bar material
Sexy chicken

Jaesus Christ he's cute

Thank our lord and saviour Jaesus

by Jaesus May 13, 2018

jewsus

I think the most logical explanation for "Jewsus" is Jesus, as we know him today, before he went Christian. I mean, "Jew" for Jewish, and "Jesus" for "Sus". With me?

"I wonder what Jesus was called when he was still Jewish..."
"I know! Jewsus!!!"
"That's quite comical."

by at the right word in the right place at the right time May 3, 2006

The curses of Jaysus

To disregard an item or a person, rendering them useless.

I bought a new cliggy yesterday and the fucker wouldn't work, the curses of jaysus on it. I was meant to meet Goosey in the crossbar last night and he never showed up, the curses of Jaysus on him.

by Dave7g June 11, 2006

jaysus

Elongated Jesus, used in disbelief.

Jaaaysus H ckriiiist!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004

Jaysus

Refers to the Lord and Savior Jaysus of Urban Discordianism. According to these religous factions, Jaysus will arrive in the New World encouraging people of race and religion to praise him for no particular reason. When his ego has maxed all his well wishers will be blessed with coupons, and life changing rhetoric.

"Praise Jaysus, in heart, a pleasurous soul. May we bless him with sweets and provide him with the tree of life".
NAT 5:23

"DONT **** around with JAYSUS!"
50 Cent

"Jaysus is an honorable man to praise"
Dominic Rio, Editor, New York Times

by Webstarsdick February 14, 2009