Jasper

Jasper- Amazing. No.. That's not the right word. Magnificent.

A magnificent human being who can make you smile in a quick snap of his fingers. He's a major dork and really overall a huge crackhead, but if you are ever sad he will be there for you, and he will try his best to help you feel better. Jasper is well jasper. Get you a jasper in your life.

One more thing. Jasper- is like, all the good things in the world compacted into one human being

Jasper is wonderful.. He is the best person I have ever met, and I wouldn't trade him for anyone else. -Jay win.

by Lluciddreamz February 12, 2019

The Jasper Booty

This primitive male while acquire what is know as the 'jasper booty' this booty is a booty that exceeds all of other famous bootys and is feminine it makes girls cry. It is the one and only booty that can be worshipped by the gods! It is literally Dat Ass!!!

"damn girl he got the jasper booty!"

by RyukBae April 12, 2015

Jasper High School

A school in the suburbs of Dallas which contains horny as shit teens who vape and do all types of shit in the bathrooms. Moreover, the high asian population leads to a massive weeabo population where guys talk about fucking body pillow waifus. But the most infamous trait of all is Jasper's relentless barrage of homework that fucks its students in the ass daily. Students often say "im gunna try something different" and proceed to not do homework for a single day. The next thing they know, their GPA tanks and the teacher's dick is balls deep in their ass.

-Bro, I wanna kill myself right now, there's so much homework! My teachers are all deciding to fuck us at the same time by assigning 5 projects right before semester exams!
-Wow, you must go to Jasper High School!

by Harvard Dropout June 9, 2018

Dirty Jasper

When your fucking five bitches at one time in your friends bed and end up never seeing any of them again

Wow I wish I could do a dirty jasper

by Big_boi696 April 17, 2020

Jaspar

Jaspar is a ship name for Joe Sugg and Caspar Lee. If you have heard of them, you are most likely to ship them.

I ship Jaspar more than I ship my own parents

by ZalfJaspar January 19, 2016

Jasper Hale

Twilight vampire who is often forgotten but is equally as sexy as Edward Cullen. How can undead, chivalrous, Southern vampires get hotter? Team Jasper!

History teacher: Tiffany, what is the most important part of the Civil War?

Tiffany: Jasper Hale's entrance and rise as the sexiest soldier ever!
History Teacher: Indeed! He IS sexy as Hale! Very good example!

by hahaha! Penelope! May 13, 2009

jasprosesp

my hottest mutual on tiktok and lovely

very funny will recommend

also very nice i love this mutual with all my heart

you: “bro have you seen jasprosesp they are so hot”

random: “ofc i did idiot”

by zhonglikisser June 13, 2021