jamolly

A very close (bordering on disgusting) couple who cannot be separated from one another, so are referred to with one name.

'Who's coming round tonight? How many should I cook for?'
'Well, there's Rachel, Laura. Christine and Jamolly.... that makes 5.'

by Laura 123 January 15, 2008

jasmo

A word to describe everything you can't be bothered to describe in detail.

I need to get all of the Jasmo sorted out

by Xn1ch1 November 14, 2017

jasmone

A Person Who Is Loving, Keeps It Real And Always Put Her Family First. She Has Eyes That Will Put You In A Daze And A Smile That Will Make You Fall In Love She's Very Quiet And Lovable. She's The True Meaning Of Lady In Streets And Freak In The Sheets!

Guy-Damn I Wish I Had Me A Jasmone She's Everything

Girls- I Need Me A Friend Like Jasmone On My Team

by Caramel Babe!! December 22, 2016

jismole

1. moment of completion i.e. ejaculation

by Anonymous April 22, 2003

Jasmon

The best boyfriend in the world. Hot commodity!!!! He is strong, handsome, funny, and caring. He will do anything for you. He always smells good and is amazingly smart!

All girls are jealous of his relationship.

Even your best friends will try to take him!

Girl 1: "He's perfect, he's everything I've ever wanted in a man!"

Girl 2: "You're soo lucky you've found your Jasmon!"

by Natasha910 October 2, 2010

Jasmosis

A condition affecting girls causing them to constantly lose important personal items including hand-bags, ID (passports, Drivers Licenses and Birth Certificates), purses, wallets and predominantly mobile phones. Luckily these girls tend to be good looking enough that most items are quite often found or returned by stalkers and/or persons of the opposite sex (or sometimes the same) hoping to obtain the girl's number or get a date...

Jasmin to friend "Did I leave my purse at your house after that party on Saturday"?
Friend "No, why have you lost it....again"
Jasmin "I think so..."
Friend "That's the second time this month, you have Jasmosis"

by DeeznutsOK June 18, 2010

jamollawop

In anciend Nordic it means peasant or slave. Today it is used for weak persons.

Jason is a jamollawop, I won him at arm wrestling.

by Rey January 28, 2005