Jarhead Copper

An old ex-marine, ex-cop posing as a sales manager of a car dealership, that gives cars away to military and police personnel, cock-blocking his staff members from making a sales commission.

Hi my name is Steve and I'm an old Jarhead Copper myself! And no one in town will give you a lower price than me! Tell all your military or police friends to come here! I will not make a dime on a fellow jarhead/copper!!!

by RoseyPoser November 19, 2010

Pulling A Jarred

To exclusively go after women that weigh at least 265 or more and then justify it by say "Man she has a website, shes a model I had to do it"

Last night Bob was so drunk at the club he was Pulling A Jarred. He was saying to women "If she doesn't weigh at least 265 and smell like a quarter pounder, then there is no way Im gonna pound her"

by Jarred Hale April 3, 2011

pull a jarred

Dressing casual or throwing on whatever you can find for an important event

"I have to pull a jarred for the sweet 16 cause I have nothing to wear"
"Please don't pull a jarred for my wedding"

by Top Ramen Lover May 13, 2017

Jarrell

A cute guy with hot lips, a good kisser. A man you can always trust, very responsible. He is passionate towards the things he do, one of the good man on earth that every women needs.

Oh Jarrell treats her girl very well. I can say he's one of the good guys.

by carbonica January 1, 2012

Jarrell

A respectful, independent, strong, and intelligent person you would ever need in your life.

"Jarrell is so kind, and smart!"
"He is such a Jarrell!"

by Jarrellyyybelly September 3, 2019

jabrea

Goofy, pretty, thick, always laughing until you piss them off.

There goes that baddie jabrea.

by Jabria Baskerville March 14, 2017

Jarrett

Jarrett's are the most loving and caring people in the whole world. everyone loves them and they make great friends. if you have one for a boyfriend then you are probably one of the luckiest girls in the world as they are smart, funny and TOTALLY HOT. they can be confusing and quite stubborn but they would totally stick up for there friends in someone messed with them. great kissers and even greater in bed!

girl1 - i really like that guy over there, who is he?!

girl2 - thats Jarrett!

girl1 - he keeps looking at me! do you think he likes me?!

girl2 - duh!! he's coming over! i gotta go, oh and btw, good luck for 'tonight'!

girl1 - wait what? (thinking - god i hope he's good in bed!)

by J+A=4EVER April 7, 2010