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Jared's Ears

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Jared's Ears is a condition in which your ears are abnormally large. Most would say that they are ticklish because of how big they are. There is no cure for this but one can live with the struggles of Jared's Ears by parting ways with the negatives of its impact.
Dude I have Jared's Ears

Guy: Dont worry bro I dont wanna tickle them

Thanks
by Christophlak May 28, 2024
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Jared girlfriend is a fucking weirdo nobody likes her except sometimes Jared. And she looks like shreck or something. Happy Pancake Tuesday
Is that Jared’s girlfriend
Yeah can she fuck off
by J123345 March 4, 2025
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Jared’s girlfriend is a fucking weirdo. She looks like shrek or something and absolutely nobody likes them. She smells really bad and everyone talks about it behind her back. Jared feels bad but he kind of likes it
Is that Jared’s girlfriend

Oh fuck yeah it is hide. Can she just fuck off
by J123345 March 4, 2025
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Jared Leto's joker

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The newest joker in the 2016 film Suicide Squad, in which the actor, Jared Leto, has portrayed. this joker is very unique on costume,voice, and insanity. This joker is also the only one to ever have had his shirt off in the role of playing the joker.
Jared Leto's joker isn't going to kill you, he's just going to hurt you.....really...really...bad.
by Unknown Zombie August 7, 2015
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Jared Fogle sucks Big Bubba's penis the highest rated prison Romance video at the Gays' Oscars. The faggots couldn't resisted the happy ending.
by queensburykid March 30, 2024
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jared spurgeon

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"Did you guys see Jared Spurgeon? Yeah man, such a goat!"
by cstew7 October 17, 2017
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Jared Sunnerberg

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THE MOST BADASS PERSON YOU WILL EVER KNOW!!!!
Man, have you seen Jared Sunnerberg lately, he's so fuckin badass
by DxRxOxCxK224 October 31, 2011
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