Japenese Popsicle

When your having sex with a girl and you pull out and put it in a bucket of ice, upon pulling it out of the ice you realize your now japenese size and u reinsert.

I was doin this chick last night when i hit her with the Japenese popsicle took me forever to get back to american size.

by Daddy8185 November 11, 2010

japenese dookie roll

A traditional Japanese art of Dookie rolling, when the male lays a large log, the males of the village would proceed to wrap their flaccid shlongs around it representing a sushi roll.

Man I wish I could have a Japenese dookie roll.

by Hot McChicken January 16, 2017

turning japenese

When at the end of cronic masturbation, you start too look japenese. My friend who is chinese said that this is what it means, i don't know.

Dude when i was in science class i masturbated so hard that i was turning japenese.

by ukrainekid December 27, 2008

japanese house arrest

The act of staying indoors and never leaving your house, especially to play video games all day. Usually describes the condition of gamers or those who follow the hikikomori lifestyle outside of Japan

Yo why does Joe never go out? He’s always at home playing GTA
Idk man he’s under Japanese house arrest

He needs to touch grass

by papaoddysefs April 10, 2022

japanese lunch time rush

The most famous line of the character from Kuroko's Basketball, Kagami Taiga. It's when people in japan tend to all rush and flock in a food establishment (in the anime's case, the school cafeteria) because the japanese only have a 30 minute lunch break. That sucks.

"Woah! Look at all those Japanese people going crazy for that special sandwich. THIS IS JAPANESE LUNCH TIME RUSH!"

by Ninjin Tensei April 10, 2015

Japanese Dog

Noun. To yank someone's collar or, preferably tie, violently back and forth while yelling "are you a Japanese dog?". This will no doubt cause them to snarl angrily, much like a Japanese dog would if you jerked their collar back and forth. Giving someone a Japanese dog is frequently considered a merse.

Marshall totally gave Christian a Japanese dog before his Spanish presentation. Christian had to stand in front of the whole class with his tie fucked up!

by ehuzzie October 25, 2018

japanese creampie

When you're watching a japanese porno and the guy finishes inside her pussy. Usually the guy inserts his grubby fingers into her pussy and tries to scoop out the non-existing cum

Mike: what's your favorite fetish?
John: I love japanese creampies
Mike: dude, that's nasty

by Nerdy Ned October 10, 2016