January 4th

The day where the people with the biggest dicks are born on, their massive cock is enough to choke someone easily.

"Oh his birthday is on January 4th, his dick most be enormous!"

by rj3hfyuh January 23, 2022

January 4th

National kiss your crush day

"oh today's January 4th, guess I have to kiss my crush"

by user7635 December 22, 2021

January 4th

January 4th is just a few days shy of the new years. Anyone born on January 4th does not get birthday presents because they received their birthday presents as Christmas-Birthday presents.

Relative: Happy Birthday! We didn't get you anything because we gave you your birthday presents for Christmas.

Someone born on January 4th: Shut up Aunt Janice, that's why you're divorced

by jcmalone October 17, 2019

January 4th

January 4th is nation kiss Chris day. You have to kiss everyone named Chris that you know.

“Damn it’s January 4th, Nation Kiss Chris day.”

by ThatOneEDP February 3, 2022

January 4th

National hold your crush’s hand day.

Kitten: *holds senpai’s hand*
Senpai: what was that for?
Kitten: January 4th, i get to hold your hand!

by Bibbuisswagg January 3, 2022

January 4th

These are the people who get all the girls or boys and people will call them ‘slag’ ‘slut’ ‘whore’ ‘freak’ because they break up with people and get new people constantly, they don’t have much friends and usually rotate around the same few girls/boys.

January 4th? probably a whore.

by Birthday Personalities. November 3, 2019

January 4th

January 4th is national send nudes day, on this day you can send nudes to whoever your comfortable with such as friends, your ex, your crush as long as they are okay with it.

Friend 1: Bro I gotta send you nudes

Friend. 2: why!!
Friend 1: it’s January 4th

Friend 2: oh okay

by JordanPoolesSon January 1, 2022