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S.L.O.W. Disorder
S.L.O.W. Disorder by jcmalone February 12, 2021
January 4th
January 4th is just a few days shy of the new years. Anyone born on January 4th does not get birthday presents because they received their birthday presents as Christmas-Birthday presents.
Relative: Happy Birthday! We didn't get you anything because we gave you your birthday presents for Christmas.
Someone born on January 4th: Shut up Aunt Janice, that's why you're divorced
Someone born on January 4th: Shut up Aunt Janice, that's why you're divorced
January 4th by jcmalone October 17, 2019