January 31

NATIONAL CUFF THAT HOE UP DAY

Idc who you are or if they ain’t feeling it, January 31 should be the day you get your shit together and wife them tf up

by fat dad October 14, 2019

January 31

FUCK YEAH. If you have the birthday January 31st y’all are some funny ass people. I swear you guys don’t like talking to people but you play it off like you do. Kinda like y’all are crackheads but if wife y’all up tbh.

Random person: OH hi!

January 31st ppl: fuck man

by Chillin man December 30, 2019

January 31

The day women with the coziest pussy are born.

Devin: "what's your birthday?"

Emily: "January 31."

Devin: "That explains why it's so hard to pull out!"

by DeeFreshly March 5, 2022

January 31

National slap your homophobic and ugly cousin!

Yes its true! Its finally the day to get all your anger out!

"Hey its January 31!"
"What? WHY DID YOU SLAP ME?!"

by Edwardtrans <33 November 4, 2021

January 31

The day where short people must do everything short people want!

January 31 is a day for tall people to get what they want.

by Viknetic January 30, 2023

January 31

1 in 1000 people born on this day are weebs ÙwÚ

Shrek is a hot anime character btw...Just letting you know.... Teehee

January 31st is pretty funky ÙwÚ

by 🍜 October 28, 2019

January 31

January 31 is fuck your man day fuck (fe4rzz real good

Yea ima be fucking my man in January 31

by CraycrayKid October 18, 2019