by Brittvj January 4, 2009
Get the janitor mug.A genius failed by the education system who can secretly answer math problems at a post-collegiate level but doesn't reveal this talent until it is too late.
by SpaceMouse April 17, 2010
Get the Janitor mug.Low-paying, unsavory profession entailing the cleaning of the booths where patrons enter to watch a peep show. Condsidered to be the worst career move a person could ever make, this job rates at the very bottom in the self-esteem and prestige categories.
Dave: Whatever happened to Brad, the valedictorian? Wasn't he voted most likely to succeed back in high school?
Tom: I guess he must have fallen on hard times. Last I heard, he was sucking dick for crack after he was fired from his peep show janitor position.
Tom: I guess he must have fallen on hard times. Last I heard, he was sucking dick for crack after he was fired from his peep show janitor position.
by Robb H May 11, 2006
Get the peep show janitor mug.Also commonly known as the Infield Fly, the Janitor's Nightmare consists of taking a shit in a urinal. Although complicated, the logistics are somewhat reasonable when rationed with.
It helps to accomplish the J.N. with a lookout, to keep an eye out for other possible rest-roomers as well as said janitor.
It helps to accomplish the J.N. with a lookout, to keep an eye out for other possible rest-roomers as well as said janitor.
kid1: "Hey man, you got 20 minutes? I need a favor."
kid2: "Depends... what?"
kid1: "Janitor's Nightmare, 3rd floor?"
kid2: "Done."
kid2: "Depends... what?"
kid1: "Janitor's Nightmare, 3rd floor?"
kid2: "Done."
by Derik September 21, 2005
Get the Janitor's Nightmare mug."I work in the maintenance department as a sanitation engineering specialist" bragged Custodian Curtiss, trying to hide his janitorial shame.
by bookworm1635 January 27, 2014
Get the janitorial shame mug.1. People with huge beards in your school that cleans up after your shit, but in reality, they are the rulers of the world. Usually old people with a crazed look in his eyes, they are very wise and the only mens on the planet able to make babies.
2.He's your dad.
2.He's your dad.
1. Voter 1: Hey, is George Bush a janitor?
Voter 2: Nah he's too dumb to be one. Osama is a real janitor. Look at the size of his beard!
Voter 2: Nah he's too dumb to be one. Osama is a real janitor. Look at the size of his beard!
by semaca January 10, 2009
Get the Janitor mug.The wandering janitor is a special fetish maneuver that roughly involves fucking a girl wheelbarrow style while you walk around and mop up spills on the floor with her hair.
by mitt greb November 6, 2007
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