jamnesia

A condition in which the excitement of opening a new jar of jam quickly fades, causing the previous ones to be forgotten and left to languish in the back of the fridge. Characterized by the gradual accumulation of half-used jars as novelty outpaces consumption.

jamnesic (adj.) prone to forgetting about old jams hiding in the back of the fridge.

I found three jars of raspberry jam from last year, classic jamnesia.

by Dyske November 7, 2025

Jamesia

Successful, determined,get the job done through any means necessary. Don't take no crap from a male or female. Jealousy doesn't define the character. Making money is everything. Family first. One of the finest woman on earth. Will dismiss any hater or negativity. Guys will hit on her a lot. Females will get jealous but put in their place quickly.

Jamesia is determined to be successful in life

by Determined lady April 24, 2013

Jamesia

Jamesia is a beautiful name she is a loving girl has a lot of crushes a lot of ppl would get jealous of her but would get put in place going to be successful in life at everything love her girlfriend or boyfriend she is one of the most prettiest girl in the world and who ever had her is very lucky.

Jamesia a beautiful loving bright smile loving girl

by Kon2010204 February 25, 2019

Janesia

She is basically the best thing that will ever happen to you and will always support you and be by your side and you will honestly never lose her; she can be very honest and harsh but it’s one of the best things about her beside her big booty and slim waist and boobs. She is drop dead gorgeous. She will always be a rider for you and you may think you don’t love her or need her but you do a million percent! And the chances she loves animals are out of this world she has an obsession!

“Hey I just started talking to this girl janesia..”

“Dude I heard she’s amazing don’t let her go!!”

by Oooolalala2403 June 2, 2020

Jamesia

She cute

You know Jamesia yes she cute

by Macasia June 9, 2019

Jimnesia

Someone who is Loyal, Honest, Intelligent, and attractive. They are fun to be around but have a serious mean streak when crossed.

Dislikes fakes and lying

Has the strong ability to defend herself and loved ones.

Example 1:
Guy 1: I wish I had a loyal girlfriend .
Guy 2: Yeah, I’d love to find me a Jimnesia also.
Example 2:
Guy 1: This homework is very hard!
Guy 2: Let’s ask Jimnesia to help us, I’m sure she knows.

Example 3:

There goes Jimnesia!
Example 4:
She fights like Jimnesia!

by JFlyyy February 15, 2020

janesian

Of, related to, or characteristic of Janice. Particularly entranced by all matters scientific, Godly, or otherwise inane. Used specifically as an insult.

GIRL: I hate my lab partner!
BOY: That one who prays all the time?
GIRL: Yeah, and gets all A's. She's totally janeasian!

by Maria April 4, 2005