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Jimnesia 

Someone who is Loyal, Honest, Intelligent, and attractive. They are fun to be around but have a serious mean streak when crossed.

Dislikes fakes and lying

Has the strong ability to defend herself and loved ones.
Example 1:
Guy 1: I wish I had a loyal girlfriend .
Guy 2: Yeah, I’d love to find me a Jimnesia also.
Example 2:
Guy 1: This homework is very hard!
Guy 2: Let’s ask Jimnesia to help us, I’m sure she knows.

Example 3:

There goes Jimnesia!
Example 4:
She fights like Jimnesia!
Jimnesia by JFlyyy February 15, 2020
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Jamnesia 

When someone forgets there Jam (favorite song).
Danny: You forgot your own Jam?
Brian: I had Jamnesia
Jamnesia by vobman August 29, 2015
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jamnesia 

forgetting the words while jamming to a song...amnesia+jam
"Dude I thought you knew all the words to Firework?"
"Hold on bro, I'm having jamnesia"
jamnesia by hhgregory July 30, 2015

jamnesia 

In the sport of roller derby, at the end of a jam, when a player skates back to the bench and can't remember a single thing that just happened on the track. Caused by a combination of nerves, adrenaline, overload of quick, in-the-moment decision-making and whatever you call that thing your brain does where it represses things that are painful.
"WTF just happened out there? I have wicked jamnesia! Who got lead jammer? Why is our jammer in the box? Did I do anything good? Who was my partner? HEELLPPP!?"
jamnesia by KittyT March 12, 2011

Jimaesia 

A bipolar female who is incapable of being honest, loyal, or celibate.
Don’t go out with that girl. Shes a real Jimaesia.

Jamnesia 

When you can't remember the name of a song or band
"What was that song called?...Fuck! I think I have jamnesia
Jamnesia by Jake5422 August 29, 2015

Jamnesia 

When you forget what you jam is called.
Partyguy #1: What's my jam called again. Oh yeah, Fantasy that shit's my JAM!1

Partyguy #2: You forgot your jam?

Partyguy# 1: I have jamnesia.
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murderhobo 

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