A guy who knows how to speak. A man who could sell water to an ocean, or talk a nun out of her clothes. He's not a con-artist, but he could acquire even the most skeptical person's confidence. He's not a politician although he does represent investors. He's the type of guy who gets shit done. A real go-getter, a smooth operating elusive gentlemen. That's not to say he can't be reached for he has been described as what some may call a womanizer. His last name usually starts with a "K", but it is not "Kool" as one might expect from a fellow with such a calm demeanor. He is sexy, and it has often been said that he is well endowed.
Anonymous 1: Who was that guy?
Anonymous 2: Oh, that was just Jamieson.
Anonymous 1: Well, I just let Jamieson borrow the car. Funny, I didn't even think to ask him his name. What was he doing here anyways?
Anonymous 2: He was an inspector.
Anonymous 1: An inspector of what?
Anonymous 2: Ok, fine. I slept with him. I'm sorry he was just sooo charismatic.
Anonymous 1: Well, You know? I'm literally not even mad right now. That guy was pretty much a badass. I totally couldn't have stopped you. If one guy was gonna sleep with my wife; that would be the guy. You've got good taste. That means I'm a keeper too.
Jamieson (from afar): I just saved their marriage.
Anonymous 2: Oh, that was just Jamieson.
Anonymous 1: Well, I just let Jamieson borrow the car. Funny, I didn't even think to ask him his name. What was he doing here anyways?
Anonymous 2: He was an inspector.
Anonymous 1: An inspector of what?
Anonymous 2: Ok, fine. I slept with him. I'm sorry he was just sooo charismatic.
Anonymous 1: Well, You know? I'm literally not even mad right now. That guy was pretty much a badass. I totally couldn't have stopped you. If one guy was gonna sleep with my wife; that would be the guy. You've got good taste. That means I'm a keeper too.
Jamieson (from afar): I just saved their marriage.
by Anonymous 2: "The Wife" May 5, 2011
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Get the jambuster mug.Literally meaning "son of James". Though originally a surname from Scotland and Ireland, Jamison is also used as a first name by parents who fear the name "James Jr." will doom their child to a career as a mechanic or garbage man (as is the fate of most "Juniors".) All men named Jamison have been found to be highly intelligent, funny, charming, classy, gorgeous and sexy as hell. Unfortunately they also have a mean streak and one should fear for their lives if they acquire any enemies named Jamison. He will kill you and bury you in the woods...then go screw your girlfriend.
Jamison is amazing. Enough said.
by JadedJay August 2, 2008
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Get the Jamison mug.A really sweet, nice, and athletic guy. He is also very funny and is fun to be around. Be careful around him, he will easily steal your heart.
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Get the jamison mug.Jamison, a sweet,kind,and amazing guy who is a perfect friend.He is sensitive to some things but can always make you smile.He has a great sense of humor and will make you happy.He hates to hurt people, make them sad, and doesn't like seeing you cry.He is very trustworthy and will always be there for you.
That's my best friend, he sure is a Jamison.
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