Jamie Talbot

Set all expectations horribly low. They are football obsessed and enjoy watching shitty ass films such as the "Kissing Booth" series "ironically" and "for the plot" when he is questioned on why he likes it.

You see that guy is SUCH a Jamie Talbot

by ComradeBritney November 3, 2021

Jamie The Sexy Man

JAMIE HAS 6 INCHES OF MEAT AND IS THE BEST IN BED, HE IS MY DADDY, DADDY JAMES AHHHHHH

PS: The name Eli is someone with a cock that is the size of a mouse

Jamie the sexy man, AUGGGGGGGG

by ThatOneSexy November 3, 2023

Telling a Jamie

Telling a lie. If you 'tell a Jamie' it means you are telling a ludicrous lie that obviously isn't true and you will clearly get caught out for.

Telling a Jamie - 'I once saw some gypsies on the side of a motorway put a plug into an electricity pylon and steal some electricity.'

by ILoveDanToone March 29, 2010

The Jamie Barrett 50 cal

When youre having sex with a woman, ejaculate inside her and the sheer power of your spunk leads to it coming out of her mouth, spraying onto your face.

Last night me gyal shagga hard me ting turn The Jamie Barrett 50 cal pon de face dem der.

by bencurryy May 3, 2022

To pull a Jamie

To walk fast to class because you think you are going to be late.

The only way chloe could get to class on time was To pull a Jamie.

by siennaaaaa(: June 21, 2011

the jamie

When your friend is hitting on a girl and you drop a condom infront of them and just walk away

Example 1: Oh dude, i was talking with this girl at a bar and my friends decided to pull the Jamie on me...

Example 2: They've been talking way too long, we should go do the Jamie on them.

by SoloDee November 9, 2017

tom and jamie

a good long lasting relationship that will last forever without any interference.

i wish our relationship was like Tom and Jamies

by superquerty December 1, 2017