jamesslaykelly

a band made up of brandon, jason, matt, and dylan. the play at local shows in new market, maryland, and have a huge fan base.

hey steph, are you going to the jamesslaykelly show on sunday?

by dylans girl April 29, 2005

White Jamussian

A white russian made with banana nesquik. Some say the name arose from the Jamaican banana influence and the russians vodka. I think this is a load of old codswallop.... tasty codswallop.

Get in the kitchen and make me a damn white jamussian fool.

by Honky tonk Jamussian November 27, 2006

JamesStanley

JamesStanley or better known as the 'FAT james' is a creature commonly found in a peasantry STD riddled town called Bournemouth. Mostly nocturnal flith fat james' usually wake up at around 6 o clock and instantly start fingering their bumhole to proceed smelling it. These blob looking things are usually made in a 2 star hotel when their sket of a mother are having an affair in a thing called Swanny?? Leading to an unwanted pregancy that leads that creature to food as an answer leaving him the fat ungrateful fool they are. PS fat james will never hit puberty and will forever be searching for there balls in the deep crevices of their ass.

Yo you smell that boss ting? Yes i do my fam g, heard about them neeks there fat james the dirtiest fattest pussies in the south g dem no one like JamesStanley

by Bake bowen March 5, 2020

jameseia

Jameseia it’s a kind name even tho it’s pronounce it two different ways but at the end the name and the person who have This name based on my experience this person can light your world in so many ways that even yourself don’t realize. They smile brings out the best of you and they beauty is unimaginable. They can easily get nervous just based on intense eye contact but they nervous stage is so cute that it warms your heart that ain’t no way on earth a person like this exists. The name jameseia is breathtaking

“Hey that’s my lil red jameseia”

by Jamp December 29, 2021

jamesian construction

the maladaptive daydreams of an insecure boy, personified by anyone with the name james. this type of person invents stories to make himself seem more interesting to those who surround him, but these know they are fake. the stories fail spectacularly

“james said he was getting it on with another girl. is it true?”
“nah that’s just another jamesian construction”

by theogshakespeare October 26, 2024