Jalapeno

A word used to describe someone that is unable to pronounce their own name.

Sarah: Jade is such a 'Jalapeno'
Laura: Yeh I know, what kind of person doesn't know how to pronounce their own surname?

by Drake1989 July 17, 2011

Jalapeno

A pimp in Visalia.

hey....i seen Jalapeno the other day.

by jalapeno July 17, 2003

Jalapeno

1. Xalapa; of spanish origin// A terminology that describes a popular chili commonly used in traditional Mexican cooking.
2. NOUN; Something, a word, fib or bite that will make your tongue swell & provide the inability to swallow your own thoughts, liquids and foods to calm or NuMB the pulsing and burning sensation across your mouth (much like a lie told consecutively or trail of deception)

"Jalapeno, Jalapeno, *insert lies told to his friends*, Jalapeno." - A boy with broken & forgotten promises.

by Never mind, babe. October 8, 2017

Jalapeño

Someone who is Half Japanese and Half Filipino.

Wow, your friend is half Japanese and half Filipino? That makes him a Jalapeño :)

by Duc Truong June 21, 2008

Jalapeño

A strong man who has the biggest heart and is always making those around him smile. A jalapeño, is an amazing lovah, cuddler, kisser and dork- along with so many other highly desired attributes. A jalapeño mates with one lovah a life time.

Elias is a jalapeño who found his lovah, Natalie.

by Dessert Cart Queen May 23, 2019

Jalapeño

Derogatory term for Mexicans often used by country people to describe them.

Hey Andrew you hear I lost my job to a damn Jalapeño?

by OrangeJoseph February 19, 2019

jalapeño

A baby javelina.

Aww, it’s just a little jalapeño!

by Elikabeth October 28, 2021