Jalapeno Sky Raisin 

A nickname given for bees by Dog Rates. Named due to dogs eating or attempting to eat Bees and getting stung.

"Anthony took Rex for a walk but we had to come back inside when he monched on a Jalapeno Sky Raisin."

Jalapeno Sky Raisin by Biagio X October 29, 2020

jalapeno asshole 

A condition of the digestive system where, upon expelling intestinal gas from your bowles (farting) or defecating (shitting), your anus feels as though it is being burned by hydrochloric acid.

**SIDE NOTE** Caution is advised when jalepeno asshole is experienced because it is often accompanied by explosive diarrhea.

Usually caused by consuming large amounts of very spicy mexican food, or jalepeno beef jerky.

Oh God, my anus is burning! That mexican lunch gave me jalepeno asshole!

jalapeno asshole by EricTheRed November 14, 2004

jalapeño hangover 

The correct spelling of jalepeno hangover.

Similar to an alcoholic hangover, except that when you wake up the next day, your ass is on fire. Other symptoms include full body sweats, trembling, heart palpitations, irritability, ring of fire, mud butt, and air biscuit. Primary cause is consumption of foods containing hot peppers, especially jalapeños.

Me: I won't be into work today - I think I have a jalapeño hangover.

Boss: I think we need to talk about your jalapeño problem.

Me: I can stop anytime I want.

jalapeño hangover by subStruc May 14, 2011

Jalapeno Shit 

A giant ass form of shit you take when eating more then at least 5 jalapenos or other spicy foods. You know those long red pepper things found in Kung Pau Chicken at panda express? These are the leading causes of Jalapeno Shits.

Not to be confused with Explosive diarrhea. This does burn like hell when it drops down your ass but it doesn't leave burn marks or parts of your ass missing.

Sorry, I can't see 2012 with you. I have a bad case of Jalapeno Shit. Maybe in 4 days when I recover?

Jalapeno Shit by Shit master 58 November 30, 2009

jalapeño dick 

1. An extremely painful condition often caused by putting hands on penis (during urination, etc.) after chopping up raw jalapeño peppers (for fresh salsa, etc.)without using latex gloves. The condition is worsened by washing the area with warm soapy water.
2. An alleged method of torture used by the Mexican government while interrogating dissidents.

1. John missed the second half of the Super Bowl due to a bad case of jalapeño dick.
2. Juan is a survivor of jalapeño dick from the 1968 protests.

jalapeño dick by salsero63 January 12, 2008

jalapeno blowjob 

When a person, typically a female, prepares salsa containing jalapeno peppers subsequently performs felacio using their hand and the oil gets onto the penis. Thereby inducing a burning sensation on both the penis and the mouth of the blow-job giver.

My wife made a great salsa, but i got a jalapeno blowjob later that night and had to take a shower to make the burn stop.

jalapeno blowjob by Drewski Laflair June 15, 2017

Jalapeño Bloodtrain

The act of stuffing as many jalapeños into a woman's vagina during her menstrual cycle.

The spices of the jalapeños help clot the blood and relieve bloating.

My cramping hurt so bad until I got jalapeño bloodtrained. My mom is great!

Jalapeño Bloodtrain by BobDan May 1, 2014