Jakup derives from the ancient Amager language and translates to "He whose penis resembles that of a horse". In the bible originally named 'Jaku' the p was later added out of necessity to warn ladies as the 'p' stood - and still stands - for phallumegaly.
Hot babe #1: Wow that guy is really funny and sexy
Hot babe #2: I heard his name is Jakup
Hot babe #1: What a shame! My vagina can only contain a 1 meter penis so I better find myself an Anders :(
Hot babe #2: I heard his name is Jakup
Hot babe #1: What a shame! My vagina can only contain a 1 meter penis so I better find myself an Anders :(
by Definitely_not_Jakup March 10, 2014
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Girl: hey Jakub
Jakub: hey how you doing? with a funny expression on his face
Girl: fine, how about you
Jakub: better now that you’re here
Jakub: hey how you doing? with a funny expression on his face
Girl: fine, how about you
Jakub: better now that you’re here
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A person who struggles to find their place in his or her group of friends and is always out of the loop. Often makes typo's on msn and is picked on for doing so.
Ex.1
Guy 1: Yo man did you hear about Osama Bin Laden?
Guy 2: Yeah dude, he got killed!
Guy 3: osama bin laden is the terrorist rii?
Guy 1 & 2: Wow, you're such a Jaykumar!
Ex.2
Guy 1: Dude, you are mental.
Guy 2: Yeah man.
Guy 3: no i dont got mental
** i mean im not mental
Guy 1 & 2: HAHAHAH YOU DON'T GOT MENTAL, WHAT A JAYKUMAR
Guy 1: Yo man did you hear about Osama Bin Laden?
Guy 2: Yeah dude, he got killed!
Guy 3: osama bin laden is the terrorist rii?
Guy 1 & 2: Wow, you're such a Jaykumar!
Ex.2
Guy 1: Dude, you are mental.
Guy 2: Yeah man.
Guy 3: no i dont got mental
** i mean im not mental
Guy 1 & 2: HAHAHAH YOU DON'T GOT MENTAL, WHAT A JAYKUMAR
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by Jakubstabate January 25, 2018
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Get the jakemelin mug.Probably the most social-psychopath on the world , He thinks He Is the smartest And the best person of the class. He Always gets A+ on the tests And never forgets his homeworks , He also hates anime And can't play chess
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